Fear, Inc. Page #3

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- All:
Cheers.

- Woo!

- You're calling

the kids later.

Ahh, here I come,

the merchant of dirt

I'm here to convert

the worthless birds

that chirp

Come get your just desserts

and discuss your worth...

Uh uh uh.

You didn't say

the magic word.

Uh uh uh.

- Eddie Murphy?

- No.

And we don't have

any more time

I find myself

in truth and honor...

- Is that a cigarette?

- No.

When do you guys

think you're gonna

get married?

Oh, my God.

Pfft.

...For your

blue collar chains

Don't be afraid,

it's all make believe anyway

Yeah, we can leave

any day...

Kid, I sure heard

a lot about you.

What happened to Natalie

on that boat...

- Nothin' to do with me.

- Whoa ho ho!

Keep the faith

despite what you hear

people say...

Are you

goin' first or...?

No, I thought

it was your turn.

- Oh, sh*t, is it?

- It's your turn.

Okay, okay, okay.

Do you remember me,

Eddie?

When I killed

your brother

I sounded just like

this!

What movies

are you watching?

Christopher Lloyd,

"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

- Oh, there's wind!

- Going down!

- There's wind!

- Going down!

Winner!

Okay.

Favorite horror

movie death scene.

- Go.

- No.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

"Nightmare

On Elm Street."

Johnny Depp.

- Ah.

- Ooh.

Well, "Titanic,"

because she let go of him.

- Ha ha ha!

- What?

"Final Destination"

shower scene.

That's the best one.

Over Johnny Depp

being killed by his own bed?

Yes.

Or you just love

Johnny Depp.

- Yeah, that's it.

- Yeah, see?

Red Wedding.

"Game of Thrones."

Mic drop.

Not a movie.

What?

It doesn't matter.

Okay,

it's the worst thing

you could ever see

with your eyeballs.

It's horrifying,

right?

It's the better

death scene than any movie

that I have ever seen.

And I have seen

a sh*t ton of movies.

Yeah, and when Joe

was actually living

with my family,

every weekend my parents,

they would buy us pizza

and we would watch

a different scary movie

every weekend

like clockwork.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

"Friday the 13th,"

"Elm Street,"

"Halloween."

All the classics.

You know what I mean?

Just all of 'em.

I think that's what

started my love affair

with this time of year.

I mean,

you just can't beat

"Halloween."

I didn't realize

you lived with his family.

( Joe groans )

Yeah, yeah, you know,

well, don't, uh--

don't get all "Bambi" on me.

It's fine.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna--

I'm gonna go get

some party favors.

- Uh, God save me.

- Woo!

- What?

- What?

- What does that mean?

- Ah, every now and again,

he likes to take

the party up a notch.

- ( foliage rustling )

- Did you hear that?

I don't know.

( labored breathing )

Ben,

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