Fear, Inc.

Synopsis: Fear, Inc. follows a company of degenerates who can be hired for a premium to bring your greatest fears to life. But when horror junkie Joe Foster's customized scare seemingly begins, he and his friends must decide if this company is there to scare them or make them pawns in their own sick game.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Vincent Masciale
Production: Lone Suspect
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
25%
R
Year:
2016
90 min
44 Views


- ( footsteps )

- ( woman gasping, crying )

I told you I wanted

to cancel this thing.

Man:

Ma'am, you asked for this.

( metal scraping )

( panting, gasping )

( siren wailing

in distance )

Please, help!

Anybody!

Please, just--

please make it stop!

Okay, this is just

way too f***ing much!

Okay?

This isn't

what I asked for.

- Man:
Hold please.

- ( elevator music playing )

Seriously?

( door opening )

( gasps )

Ugh!

Ah!

Please cancel it!

Stop it!

( electrical buzzing )

( gasps )

( bell dings )

Oh, sh*t!

Whoa.

Every--

everything all right, ma'am?

Yeah, yeah, uh, no.

I'm-- I'm just, uh,

sorry, I'm just a little bit

flustered 'cause I-- I--

I basically, like,

paid for this thing

and then it just...

it turned out to be

a really bad idea.

Uh-huh.

But I'm just, uh--

I'm just trying

to get to-- to my car.

Yeah.

Listen...

if you see anything

strange out here,

my office

is right over there.

Don't hesitate.

'Kay.

All right?

Thank you.

Now, goodnight.

( door opens, closes )

( sighs )

( laughs )

Man on radio:

All right, I-- I don't have

eyes on her.

I haven't seen her.

Woman:

I-- I think she's headed

to the roof.

Man:

10-4, she took

the elevator.

- Where is security?

- Something's up with security.

- He just intercepted her.

- So she's headed to the car?

Man:

She's already in the car.

She's in the f***ing car?

( gasping )

( gasping )

( rock music playing )

No.

F***, no.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope.

Ah! God damn it, Sunshine!

F*** you!

F*** you, you 13-year-old

son of a b*tch.

Don't you got algebra

or something?

God damn it!

Stick our fruit

in mason jars

Snapping peas

in the backyard

I've been a year now

with my hands in the dirt

Blood on my fingers

can't show it hurts so...

- ( splat )

- ( tire screeching, crash )

Woman:

What the f***?!

I ain't gonna make it

if the workin' ain't done

- The workin' ain't done

till the setting sun ...

- ( imitating cheering )

Yes!

Come on.

Come on.

( music continues )

( groans )

Boom!

Oh!

Mr. Davis says

I got a sporting right hand

We gon' see him

next Sunday comes

Oh

I can't keep a livin'

Livin' this hard.

Woman:

Seriously?

Oh, babe.

Get in.

Doesn't look like

the garage has been touched.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I have had a very

productive day.

I just thought that this

was the perfect way to end it.

Joe, you said that you would

help out around here

while you were on

the hunt for a new job.

Oh, I am.

No, I am.

Babe, oh,

don't get pissed.

Uh, it's date night.

Date night.

Whoo!

You look great.

Hold on.

I'm coming over.

Woman:

It's not exactly

a candlelit dinner.

Joe:

I mean, how was I

supposed to know

it was gonna be

this lame?

Ah, check this out.

I guarantee you somebody's

gonna jump out and scare 'em

in three, two...

- Yah!

- ( couple screams )

Hey, look at that.

Genius.

Ha!

No, okay, okay.

You go first.

No, thanks.

( hums "The X-Files" theme )

( man screaming )

Ooh, looks

like someone has had

a long night.

Joe, that's very rude.

( distant woman screams )

Joe:

Oh!

Ah, ha ha.

Okay,

we'll, uh...

we're gonna be

moving on.

Ooh, I read

about this online.

Okay, this guy

right here

in the beautiful cape

was, uh, thrown off

the Great Wall

right after

they finished--

finished

construction.

"Beware, Emperor Qin Shi Huang

was murdered by a builder

while overseeing

construction

of the Great Wall

of China.

Anyone who takes

a photograph of his body

- is killed within a week."

- ( camera shutter clicks )

- Ah.

- Cool. Ah! No!

- Don't do that!

- Aw, it's so good.

I got the face

and everything.

Please delete it.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Joe?

- Uh-huh.

I think I already

know the answer

to this question.

- You do?

- But...

did you ever

get back to my dad

about that job?

Oh--

It sounded like

a great opportunity.

No, I did not.

- But...

- I told you.

I was just, you know,

I'm gonna find one.

I just don't

wanna settle

for the first

opportunity

that-- you know,

that comes knocking.

The main thing

is I don't wanna be taking

advantage of my parents.

Look, the main thing

is this place is kinda--

I mean, it was fun,

but it just kinda--

it also sucked.

You know,

it's just not scary.

Okay, it's not fun,

and it is scary.

If you weren't scared,

I don't know how scared

you want to be.

I wanna cry.

I wanna cry like the--

like the last time

I watched

"The Notebook."

I want to just be

ripped to shreds.

I want James Garner

to destroy me.

Oh, baby.

I just wanna be

scared a little bit.

I just wanna

shake in my boots.

I'm pregnant.

( laughs )

Does...

No, you're--

don't even.

Hey.

May I help you?

This ain't

scary enough, huh?

Sorry?

Sorry, I'm not

trying to be nosey.

I just overheard you guys

saying this wasn't scary enough.

Couldn't agree more.

( laughs )

If you ever wanna be

really scared,

just call that number.

Custom scares

just for you.

I promise

you will not be

disappointed.

Okay, man,

uh, thanks.

- You're so welcome.

- Okay.

Have a good one,

buddy.

And you.

That was normal.

- ( man yells )

- ( patrons screaming )

Nice and normal.

Baby,

I'm positive

that man didn't

steal your phone

or your wallet.

He was at our table

for less than two minutes.

Well, I had it

to get funnel cake,

and now

it's not in the car,

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Luke Barnett

Luke Barnett (born February 13, 1983) is an American actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his comedic acting and writing on Funny or Die films. more…

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