FDR: American Badass! Page #4
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for President.
Thank you, mm-hmm.
I hope it mentions something
about my cock still working.
No.
Well, sh*t, call them up!
I want a press release
first thing in the morning.
Before we do that--
But--
let's leak them a picture too.
Before we do that, I have
something to discuss with you.
I don't think there's anything
more important than this.
It's about the dead werewolf.
Stuff it-- hang it
over the mantle.
Put it in the kids' room.
This is serious, Frank.
The doctors ran some tests
and they think
from Germany.
What?
Yeah.
They found some markings
on it
and some literature
next to the body.
German...
why?
I don't know.
But don't you think it's odd
that the last attack
was on Abraham Lincoln
before he ran for President?
The only thing I find odd
is that there's no--
I'm serious, Frank.
I'm serious too, Lou,
I am serious!
All right, what should we do?
Should we call up the FBI
and have them--
No, no, no, I don't want Hoover
to be using
any bullshit German propaganda
against you in the election.
We'll just
get you elected first,
then we'll let them have
a look at the wolf.
In the meantime, I'll beef up
security on the campaign trail.
That's a good idea,
thank you, Lou.
Just keep the kids
out of the meat freezer
for a couple of months
Oh, Lou,
Yeah.
Cancel my soccer camp tomorrow.
I don't think
I'm going to be any good.
Oh, f*** you.
Pleasure.
Yes.
Here we go, there we go.
Excuse me, would you sign
my newspaper?
And does it work?
Damn straight-- the answer
to both those questions.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Lou.
Hey.
So, he reads the sign,
he gets all pissed off,
throws down his pickax
and helmet and starts to leave.
Well, she-- she runs
out of the brothel naked
and says, "No, we don't serve
minors.
You, sir, look well over 18."
[GROANS]
And we go.
Oh, I'm exhausted
and I can't even stand up.
God bless you guys.
Keep laughing, boys.
Hold on, fellows.
Who's Tommy?
Tommy-- Tommy used to work
on the docks.
Unions been on strike,
down on his luck.
It's tough.
So tough.
What happened to him?
Got so depressed,
he tried to off himself.
And who's taking care of him?
His wife, Gina.
Working for--
Come over here,
come over here!
Sit on Uncle Frankie's lap.
Okay, sh-hhh.
Your Uncle Delano's going to fix
this sh*t.
You guys are the salt
of the earth.
The real people who make
this country run.
And I am not going to leave you
to live on a prayer!
[CHEERS]
Beautiful melons, mam.
They sure are ripe
for the picking.
I meant your tits.
So did I.
What in the hell is going on
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