Father of Invention Page #3
I mean, they're amazing.
Donna, he didn't invent those.
Also I'm not really what you call
an inventor, so to speak.
It's more... the term is
"fabricator."
You mean liar?
Actually, according to Webster,
"liar" is the fourth definition
of "fabricator."
I can't believe you remember that.
Well, what's the first?
Well, the first definition is
"someone who creates
by combining existing,
very often diverse standardized parts
and brings them together."
That's what I do.
Keep telling yourself
that bullshit, Bob.
Thanks for breakfast.
And I'd love to stay here
and have this pleasant chat,
but the world's most famous
infomercial douche
doesn't want to be late
for his first day on the job.
- You have a job?
- Yeah, Family Mart.
What do they have you doing? Mopping
the floors or cleaning the toilets?
Phoebe.
Robert Axle, as I live and breathe.
Uh, Troy.
Troy Coangelo.
Hey, you're 19 minutes late,
but don't sweat it, man.
I can rig the time stamp
on the punch-in clock
to make sure you get credit
for a full shift.
Great. Thanks.
Oh, and here is a pen and a pad
in case you get
one of your great ideas.
Oh, and we got guys
in the break room
to get you a foot massage, latte...
whatever you need.
I thought this was
- You know what "felon reform" means?
- Apparently not.
It means you represent
a monumental risk to my company.
And it also means
if you show up late,
forget to shave or so much
I have full authority
to terminate your employment,
no warning, no cause,
no pink slip,
just sayonara, kemosabe.
Wait, I'm confused.
Am I fired?
No, but you're sure as hell
not starting today.
So when am I starting?
Whenever you can show up on time.
Presumably tomorrow.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Hi honey.
Well, you know what?
I saw this leaning up against the wall
and I decided to hang it up for you.
Well, did it ever occur to you
that I didn't want it hung?
No, I didn't think about that fact.
You know what?
I can take it down just as easily.
Oh my God, you got fired,
didn't you?
Fired? Good Lord, no.
As a matter of fact,
this is the first day
that I feel I've done an honest
day's work in a long long time.
In fact, I still had enough time
to come home, reconfigure the fish tank
and look at this...
something I learned in prison...
how to shoot a basket. Which one is he?
Where is my mail?
Oh, well, I made you a terrific new
mail recycling station right over there.
Now you can open your mail,
drop in the bits you don't want
right into that basket without having
to walk all the way to the kitchen.
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