Fat Albert Page #4

how fast you really are.

- I already know how fast I am.

- Look, you got a problem with racing me?

I don't have a problem.

I solve problems.

That's what he does.

Arthur!

Okay, okay.

I'll race you, but...

- I can't take my clothes off.

- Great.

'Cause nobody want to see

all that blubber anyways.

Yeah.

On your mark.

Get set. Go!

- Go, Fat Albert! Go!

- Come on, Fat Albert!

- You're gaining on him!

You're gaining on him!

Yeah!

You're doin' very well, Reggie.

You run really fast.

Runnin' is good exercise,

isn't it? Later.

Oh, crap!

You know what, Reggie?

Even though you came in second place...

it doesn't mean

you're not a winner too.

You haven't seen

the last of me. Fat man!

Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Hey, yo.

Nobody makes a fool

out of Reggie except for Reggie.

Let's hear it!

Yea!

How did you do that?

You were amazing.

Hey! Lauri, Doris, come on!

Let's move it!

Gotta go.

2:
30 tomorrow.

You're out of here.

Doris, Eliza, city finals are Saturday,

and I want us ready.

This year I expect us to win.

Albert, hold up. Albert,

stop running so fast. Slow down.

You think Lauri likes me?

Even though I'm fat.

Isn't it the person who matters

and not how they look?

- Beats me. I don't know.

- I never had a girlfriend.

You had a girlfriend?

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought.

Albert, wait.

You know, she blew in my eye.

Fat Albert, try to stay focused.

- You got a problem to solve--

- I know that.

Look!

See. That's who we are.

Yeah. And we're

coming out on "divda".'

- What's "divda"?

- I don't know.

Don't start.

We don't belong here.

You-- You guys think

we're losing a little color?

No, Mr. Worrywart.

Guys, I see cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders? Those are

the most popular girls in school.

Well, come on! We gotta get 'em

to be friends with Doris.

That'll solve everything.

Uh, excuse me.

Yeah? Who are you?

Well, I'm Fat Albert.

Is there something

I can do for you, Fat Albert?

Well, it would be really nice

if you could be friends with Doris.

- Excuse me?

- You see, Doris doesn't have any friends...

- and we have to fix that and get her some.

- Yeah.

Isn't that sweet?

I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys

come to my party tonight.

Daddy's having

the whole street blocked off.

- And you can bring Doris.

- We'd love to have her come.

- Oh, okay.

- You did it, Albert.

Hey, hey, hey!

Fat Albert's gonna save the day.

Hey, ho!

You did what?

- We talked to Heather.

- We told her about your problem.

Stop that!

What part of "I don't have

a problem" don't you understand?

She invited you to her party.

- And she invited us too.

- Isn't that great?

Well, she didn't want me

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