Fat Albert Page #3
Where is it that you live? - North Philly.
What? Was that funny?
Yes. It is.
Considering the fact that
you're in North Philadelphia...
and therefore are visiting North
Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.
you want to say, Albert?
Oh, uh, yes. We're here
because Doris has a problem.
- Oh, God.
- Yes, she doesn't have any friends.
So we came here to tell everybody
to be her friend.
That's very nice.
All right, kids. Power up.
Log on and access the Internet.
- Yes. Can I help you?
- Uh, what is this?
Uh, why don't we put those down?
Two more laps.
Well, that was one of the more
humiliating experiences of my life.
Look, I don't have friends
because I don't want friends.
So if you guys would stop trying to help
me, I would greatly appreciate it.
Hey, hey, hey!
You run track?
Yeah, I do. My grandpa used to
run track for Temple.
It was important to him,
so I run.
- Well, are you fast?
- No, I'm not.
- I'm lucky just to finish.
- Hey, hey, hey. Don't think that way.
I'm sure you could win.
And I'll be here to cheer you on.
- I'll see you next class.
- Okay.
- Bye.
- Who is that?
Oh, that's my sister Lauri.
Well, not really my "sister" sister.
My foster sister.
My family took her in last year.
Well, I'm gonna go get ready.
You guys just stay put. Don't walk.
Don't talk. Don't do anything.
And I do not have a problem.
Hey, Fat Albert.
You sick or somethin'?
I'm going to go talk
to Doris's sister.
You know,
about Doris's problem.
- Is he all right?
- I don't know.
- I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
- I wasn't talking to you.
- Well, who--
- Guys, guys!
You're Lauri.
Yeah. Who are you?
I'm Fat Albert.
Well, Albert,
Wait. Don't rub it.
Oh, boy. That be
some nice budda-bup.
You watch your mouth.
That better?
- Yeah.
- My mother showed me how to do that.
She blew in his eye.
Uh, what does that mean?
- I don't know.
- I know you don't know.
Guys, guys, guys!
So--
Doris tells me that you two are sisters.
I mean, not real sisters,
but foster sisters.
Man, there's no way I'm letting
that fat kid get over on Lauri.
See, Doris has this problem
where I think that--
Albert--
I see you two have met.
He's an athlete, Arthur. Look.
- Yo. You sure, Reginald?
- I'll talk to you later, Lauri.
I guess he came
to try out for the track team.
I wonder what event, uh,
he could participate in.
- The high hurdle.
- Yo, the belly roll.
How about the 440?
440? Do you want to
race me, beefy boy?
You don't want to
race Fat Albert.
Fat Albert?
- Yeah he's fat, but he's fast.
- Fabby but fabba.
Okay. Well, let's see
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Fat Albert" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/fat_albert_8046>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In