Fart: A Documentary Page #3
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- 2016
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Oh, really?
Well, they've been around,
I think,
professional farters, for a--
for a number of years.
( record player
needle scratches )
Jim Dawson:
Because, you know
in France for example,
in the late 19th century
one of the top, uh...
one of the top stars
in Paris
was a guy named
at the Moulin Rouge
was farting.
Paul Oldfield:
Le Ptomane, um...
Well, Le Ptomane,
whose real name
was Joseph Pujol,
performed at the Pink Windmill
at the Moulin Rouge
in Paris.
And he was--
where the famous
can-can dancers perform,
and he was
the highest paid act.
He grossed more than
the pop stars of the day,
which were
the opera singers,
and he performed
a fart show.
Even back in the days,
you know, in Roman days,
there was Le Ptomane
character then.
Beyond that
it's very difficult
to get the actual facts.
And he could suck wind
into his anus
and then he could
expel it at will.
And he had such control
over his sphincter
that he could--
that he could imitate
musical instruments,
animals, birds,
"My mother-in-law."
( laughs )
Oldfield:
See, you get this thing
you don't know
how much he's become...
Hollywood-ized,
if you like...
How much of it it's been
pumped up for the movie.
And--
it's-- it's--
I suppose it's difficult
to know how...
It's difficult to get
to the bottom of it, really.
I would say that's the--
that's the problem.
And for a couple of years,
they would
actually have
medical people
in attendance
because women,
especially with their corsets,
you know, with--
They would go into these
hysterics over this guy.
He was so funny
that they would--
they couldn't
catch their breath
and they would be
passing out and--
and-- and so these people
would rush up
and, I guess,
loosen their corsets.
But-- but he
was extremely funny
and-- and-- and,
you know, even today,
there are people who,
you know, are still
doing that like
Mr. Methane
over in England.
- ( farting )
Oldfield:
I know that I can do it.
So therefore, I know
that Le Ptomane existed,
and I don't think
the tale came out of--
- out of nowhere.
-( farts )
It, you know,
there was enough people
who actually, um,
recounted this tale
and it's become--
it has become folklore.
Maybe some of his
abilities were a bit,
if you like,
trumped up.
But still, I mean,
even though the French
would laugh
at farting,
you know,
it wasn't something
that was
socially acceptable.
In fact,
I was unable to find
any sort of culture
where it was truly accepted
as just, you know,
"Oh, yeah,
yeah, fart,"
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