Fantozzi Alla Riscossa Page #3

of severity and rigour.

Do you agree ?

- What are you doing ? Going in or not ?

- Not me... I....

- Where should I sit ?

- These are your colleagues.

In the name of the law, I want to inform you

that here the mafia will be disassembled.

- In the room !

Let's start the meeting.

Let the defendants in !

Quiet, move it !

Simmer down, stop !

Who are the defendant leaders ?

Compare before this court,

Trinacri Avito aka Cutthroat.

Trinacri Asaro aka Sweetname.

Messina Alfio aka Superlie.

Mesini Salvatori aka Killmother.

They are accused of complicity

to crimes of mafia nature.

Bodily harm.

Butchery, torture.

Cannibalism and other penal infractions.

Did you hear ?

He said cannibalism.

You're not getting intimidated by this ?

Pina !

Where are you ?

- Did you see how wonderful it is, Ugo ?

- Yes !

We also have a sicilian baby carriage.

They said there are gifts too.

Who sent all these ?

Dear Mr. judge Fantozzo,

these are products from the beautiful Sicilia.

Signed, a group of friends !

What the hell are you doing, Pina ?

This is corruption !

They got the wrong address.

Help me clean up !

They didn't understand that judge Fantozzi

cannot be bought.

Even if they send to my home,

nicely wrapped gifts. Got it ?

- Even this type of pasta ?

- Pasta ? I haven't eaten this one before.

Stand aside ! I cannot be bought

by any means.

I'll show them who I am !

Starting today, they will understand what I mean.

Isn't it so that I am a real civil judge ?

They'll see who I am.

Thanks for preparing my bath, Pina.

Attention, Ugo !

The swordfish !

Stand aside, let me throw it here.

Mama mia, what pain !

O God, mama mia, what pain !

Fantozzi's acquaintance !

- Who are you ?

- You're messing up !

- Who ?

- You're not very popular.

- You don't even know me.

Judge Fantozzi, is popular.

And I am solid as a rock. Clear ?

In the house there is an offer waiting for you

which you cannot turn down.

Who can't turn it down ?

Pina !

Where are the gifts ?

Where are they ?

- Do you like it, Ugo ?

- Don't even try it on.

Get it off quickly !

- It must be burned !

- No, no !

Finished.

Let that teach them a lesson.

It was from Mrs. Canto,

I was supposed to mail it.

I think it was synthetic

which is not even worth wearing.

- I'll pay for it.

- It was made of jaguar. Authentic.

- How much does it cost ?

- 20 million.

There go 20 million.

OK, we'll pay for it.

But I still get the satisfaction

of showing that they can't buy me.

with any gift.

- Honestly Ugo, they sent you another gift.

- Another ?

- But only one ?

- Stop, it's a tiny one...

- Take at least this, they'll get upset...

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