Fantozzi Alla Riscossa

Synopsis: Fantozzi è oramai in pensione ma continua ad andare in ufficio dove viene additato come il tipico esempio di impiegato destinato a non fare carriera. Cerca il coraggio da uno psicanalista ma lo trova soltanto dopo le lezioni di un bullo. Riesce così a farsi riassumere e a fare una carriera sfolgorante che però lo porterà in prigione. La moglie Pina scrive un libro su di lui che ha grande successo e annega Fantozzi ancor di più nel ridicolo. Decide quindi di divorziare dalla moglie. Potrebbe così sposa la sempre desiderata signorina Silvana, ma... il diavolo, è il caso di dirlo, ci mette la coda.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Neri Parenti
  2 nominations.
105 min


In April of every year, selections were made

for jobs at the big company.

Selections were made based on recommendations.

Threats and blackmails towards elimination of potential adversaries.

All of these initiated and continued

by the big director

Bastard and Jerk,

Dr. Baranbani.

Remember gentlemen, to always be dishonest.

To be disloyal to your colleagues.

Not to have disinterested friendships.

You must use blackmail.

Flatter as much as possible.

Lie often.

Only like this, you will succeed.

If you do not follow these rules,

this will be your future.

Fantozzi !

The retired Fantozzi was called

by the company to make these demonstrations.

For how many years have you been under our rule ?

For ever, I was born an employee.

- How did you start ?

- As a fool.

- You didn't do anything special to deserve more ?

- No.

For example, did you ever prostitute yourself to further your career ?

Not even a small bribe, nothing ?

You didn't spy at all ?

At least an anonymous letter.

I wrote one once.

And what happened ?

I was crucified in the meeting room.

- Why ?

- Accidentally, I signed it.

- If you are brave, tell them !

I'll tell, but what should I say ?

That you are a s.....

I am a stump !

- You are a sh......

- An orange !

Don't drive me crazy.

Say it !

Say that you are a sh.....

- You are a sh.....

- A shit !

I am a shit !

Shit !

Pina ! Pina !

- But what are you doing, Ugo ?

- I am a shit !

Flush !

But the release came from an unexpected person .

His niece Uga. Every Friday,

he went to pick her up at ballet school.

They had more free time.

The daughter Mariangela and son-in-law Bongo.

Are you the grandfather ?

- Which one is yours ?

- The one in white.

- What do you think ? That one is my granddaughter.

- Is she yours ?

You know, they are all so much alike...


Yes, all....

Look, what a toad !

A toad, a snake.

- Hello !

- It means it's your granddaughter !

- No, no it isn't.

- She said... grandfather !

She said :
no, no !

She isn't... my girl.

- Grandfather, I'm hot.

- Damn, and it's so cold !

You see that ?

- I want to tell him something.

- Who told you to take it down ?

Listen to me, where are you going ?

Help, help !

- Where is she ?

- Who ?

- My daughter, the ballerina !

- She is my granddaughter.

Her name is Ughina.

Who the heck are you ?

What a pretty girl !

Give her an invitation.

Monday, come meet me.

Uga is a pretty girl.

She will be an actress.

I never though that....

What is this ?

- Cold soup with rice.

- Yes, with rice. From yesterday.

I've been thinking that the girl

is pretty and smart. Did I tell you ?

He told me I am beautiful

and smart.

She is not like Shirley Temple,

but has another style.

You remember that black one, Arnold,

from the TV ?

They said he was a midget

and he became an international star.

- That is a monster, Ugo !

- And our granddaughter isn't....

School will also be a problem.

She has already repeated

first grade twice.

And in the studio environment, there is

the danger that she will lose her head.

I've been wishing to lose

my head for a lifetime.

I want the girl to have

all that I didn't.

- What did you miss, Ugo ?

- I missed everything.

Life didn't give me anything.

Instead of living as I did until now

I could have become a different man.

To turn my life around.

To have money, fancy cars.

Even actresses.

The girl is not mine, she's not yours.

Let's phone her mother.

Of course I agree,

I've also had dreams of being an actress.

I can't hear you because your daughter

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