Fancy Pants Page #3
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all about his father.
I hope they find it relaxing here
at Brinstead Manor. Eh, Mother?
- Yes, indeed I do.
- Yes.
Milord? Please.
Cigarette.
Holder.
Light.
That's more service than our
hired man gives us in a month
back in Big Squaw.
Well, Humphrey anticipates
my every wish.
How often do you have to
wind him up?
Wind him up? Oh, wind him up.
Very funny. Jolly good.
- That'll be all. Thank you, Humphrey.
- Thank you.
Well, Mother?
I must compliment George
on his taste.
You know, most young American
tourists are so, so uncouth.
Ain't it the truth. Ain't it, Aggie?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Tennis, anyone?
How can you think of tennis
at a time like this?
Sorry. Thought it was my cue.
Cyril, you forget we have guests.
Mrs. Floud, Miss Floud,
my nephew, Lord Cyril.
How do you do?
- Aggie.
- What?
How do you do?
You'll have to forgive Cyril. Tennis
has become an obsession with him.
Yes.
- How about tea, Mother?
- Oh, of course, dear.
I'll ring.
Did you ring, mum?
I was about to, Humphrey.
Why didn't you wait till I rang?
Imbecile.
Ham.
You know, earl, this is the first time
I ever saw a real English butler.
I saw one in a play.
It was in Cheyenne.
And now we brew some tea.
- What's the difference?
Rather fancy Indian tea is a vital
concoction during inclement weather.
Whereas the Chinese importation
screams with stimulation.
- What did he say?
- Oh, he said,
"Fancy Indian tea is a vital concoction
during inclement weather,
"while Chinese importation
has vital stimulation." Milady?
- That's telling her, Humphrey.
- Thank you.
A knife. Do you have a...? Oh, no.
May I?
This part's the strainer.
Freshly sliced lemon?
Two points.
- One lump or two?
- I'd love two,
but I've been eating so high up on
the hog lately I'd better just take one.
In that case, may I suggest...?
- May I slosh it around a bit, mum?
- Please do.
And so, teatime.
Would you...?
Spot of tea, milady?
Soaked to the skin again!
There's your big splash, Ma.
You shouldn't do that.
Haven't you got any sense at all?
Well, he told me to relax.
You stupid, blundering oaf.
I told you his performance...
- Mater, mater! Please!
- It's piping hot, mum.
How did you ever get to be
such an idiot?
Just early to bed, early to rise.
That's the answer.
Better do something with this.
Unfortunate occurrence
of an unpreventable nature.
Would highly recommend
a cold bath...
- Oh, shut up!
- Oh, no.
You, don't stand there.
Get out and do something.
- Yes, mum. I'll fetch some fresh tea.
- Oh, dear, look at me.
Oh, dear.
Come. I'll help you to change
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