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Luke and Leia till Episode VI.

- It spans the ocean.

It was romance in a sci-fi opera!

Who cares about this sh*t, man? Huh?

- Who cares about-

- I do. I care.

You need a new car.

They were siblings.

They were siblings, you sick bastard!

You are trapped now.

You've made your last mistake.

We need to talk.

Sure, Pop.

What's up?

Okay. Here's the deal.

It's time for the world

to see the new face of this company.

And his name's Big Eric.

Big Eric who?

Big Eric you.

It's all yours, kiddo.

The entire shebang.

All 15 locations, from here to Seattle.

I mean- Uh, yes.

Yeah. I mean, wow.

- Take the hat.

- I can't take your hat.

Go ahead.

No, really.

It looks good on you.

- Take the hat.

- But it's really-

- Take the damn hat.

- Yeah. I'll wear it for-

My God. Your mom would be so proud

to see you in that hat.

I know, Pop.

Hey. You and me?

Tanning Tuesdays?

You want to take your shirt off.

You want to take your shirt off. God.

- You wanna take that shirt off?

- A**hole.

You have been trying that Jedi mind sh*t

on me since the eighth grade.

- It doesn't work.

- Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows.

- He's been geeking out

with Rogue Leader all morning.

Nothing can tear him away.

- Ah!

- Rogue Leader, you are wicked.

Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air

on my naked breasts.

Oh, ho-ho!

See that?

Man's immune to sweater yams.

What about me?

I like sweater yams!

Hey.

What'll it be, fellas?

- How much for the phaser gun?

- For the phaser gun?

Sorry, Garfunke!.

We don't hock Trek here.

Well, then, Slim,

if you don't sell the Trek...

then why do you have

a phaser gun in the case?

We keep this one here to suss out

Trekkie b*tches like yourself...

and tell them to get

the hell off of our land.

So get the hell off of our land.

Get the hell off of our land!

Get the hell out of here! Now!

Get out of here,

you Kirk-lovin'Spock-suckers!

- Hey.

- Hey.

You guys know where a guy can pawn off

a first edition Eric Bottler comic?

- Hey!

- Holy cannolis.

Look at that.

Yeah. That's awesome.

Dude, you had sick skills back then.

You should've stuck with it, brother.

Yeah. I would've been broke and living

in my parents' garage.

- It's a carriage house.

- Right. I know it is.

I have something else

that you guys might wanna check out.

Well, what have we got here?

Ohio to Califor-

Is this what I think it is?

Linus laid the whole thing out in fifth grade.

I figure it's time

for another epic journey, isn't it?

What's your game plan?

We storm the ranch, or we die trying.

Yeah.

Well, you guys were

all about this at the party.

- We were six Zimas to the wind at the party.

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