Family Weekend Page #4
If we don't end up punching out
our own tickets,
we just suffer through
years of therapy,
only to realize that our parents
were completely inept
and that we are now
equally inept parents
...and loud,
the Tasmanian devils
can have up to four pups
at a time...
Well, I refuse to partake
in this farce.
if provoked.
I should just down a bottle
of Mom's sleeping pills
and get it over with.
Bet they wouldn't
even notice or care.
Do you think they would?
Most saltwater fish
can survive
in a tank filled
with human blood.
Mom wouldn't.
Maybe Dad...
for a day or so.
At least
Grandma Gail would.
The animal will continue
to spread its disease.
In captivity,
a scientist hopes
the devils can
be rehabilitated,
but first they must be tranquilized
and restrained.
Where... Where
the hell's the food?
Gotta be here somewhere.
Can smell it.
Is this a joke?
In here!
What's the occasion?
Come sit.
So not funny.
Hold, please.
What the...
Someone kidnapped
my dinner.
I know.
That's what I said.
Hang on. What the...
I don't understand.
Lucy, can you
hand me my plate?
We are having dinner
as a family.
Rick, I'm gonna have
to call you back.
No, it's dinner
as a family.
Whoo!
I know. It's...
I haven't
done it in, like...
They're staring at me.
I've gotta go. Bye.
Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna...
Do you mind
sitting down first?
Mm-hmm.
Strange child.
Thank you
for joining us, Dad.
Was I late?
Shouldn't I be
sitting here?
Hah!
I'm hosting this dinner.
please sit down.
Mom, phone.
Just one second.
Mom, phone.
Send.
So I'm sure
you're all wondering
what we're doing here.
Not at all.
Historically families
have had meals together.
The mother cooks.
The children gather.
Everyone eats and enjoys.
Is the mother
the sole breadwinner
with Monday deadlines
historically?
I support
what Emily is doing.
Now lets all join hands
and say a little prayer.
What do they say?
A family that prays
together stays together
Mom.
You must be joking.
Not in the least.
Taxi Driver?
Sure as sh*t.
Fantastic.
Lord Shiva,
Bless this family,
and may your third eye look down
upon us with love and kindness.
Amen. Amen.
Amen.
Since when
are we Hindu?
How do we know which God is
the one true God, hmm?
Just 'cause you're born in a
specific region of the planet
doesn't make your God
better than someone else's.
I say we pray to them all
just to be fair.
So, as I was saying...
Oh, I have
an announcement.
From now on,
I want to be called Thor.
Hmm. Thor, okay.
Thor?
Like the comic book?
No, the Norse God
of thunder,
I was gonna go with Poseidon,
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