Excision Page #4
She had a doctor's appointment.
She's gonna need a lung
transplant, isn't she?
You've been
doing your homework.
lt's a very serious procedure.
There's a high risk
of infection.
With all the mishaps that happen
perhaps you should consider
an alternative.
That day is a Iong ways
down the road, Pauline.
All right, next question.
Let's see.
Somebody asked,
"ls it true that being fat results
in poor sperm quality?
And if so, do you have to use
Yes, fact:
being overweight doesaffect your sperm quality.
What the hell are you doing?
You're gonna set off
the f***ing fire alarm.
l lost my virginity yesterday.
Checking myself for STDs.
You are such a freak.
"Mr. Claybaugh,
does it mean that you're gay
since you try to suck your
own dick aII the time?"
Who asked this question?
Anybody know who wrote this?
who wrote this question...
You're an idiot. Do you really think
that you're gonna be able to tell
if you have an STD
by looking at your blood?
PauIine:
lt's just one of those things.
Brachiosaurus thing.
Weird. l don't know.
- Sorry.
- Hello, Adam.
Hey, what are you doing here?
l'd watch out for Pauline,
if l were you.
Everything was fine, but you
can never be too careful.
Oh, Natalie, l meant to ask you,
do you have any STDs?
Absolutely not.
Good, then neither do l.
- What is she talking about?
- l have no idea.
How was school today?
Dreadful.
Things not going well
with your friend?
What friend?
The boy from the study group.
Adam?
He was toIerabIe,
but l've lost interest.
Well, that's a shame.
He seemed
like such a nice young man.
Pauline:
First off, this willbe our last session.
You are completely unqualified
to be doing this. lt's unethical.
I have it on the highest
authority that you're wrong.
l refuse to allow you to indulge
in my psycho-sexual fantasies.
as repressed as yourself
would have his own
issues to work out.
l'm here to listen, not judge.
Psychiatry is a science.
At least in some circles anyway.
lf there's one thing l know,
it's that science
and religion don't mix.
So, that's it then?
That's it.
Dear God, in regards to my sister,
while l might not show
it aII the time,
l love her.
Please allow me to do everything
in my power to cure her.
And lastly, my mother.
Kill her.
KiII her before
she can make me attend
those horribIe
Cotillion classes.
You'll probably want
to make it painless.
l get it, that's your thing.
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