Evil Feed Page #4

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start busting some heads?

Brian, you go

through the front.

By myself?

Triad said it

was a restaurant.

You never had a problem

getting in a restaurant.

Oh my god, are you making

fun of my weight dude?

I'm just saying,

you find a way in.

What if the password

doesn't work?

Then you come back to the

van and we give our friend

here some more

shock therapy.

Shut up.

What are you

two going to do?

Sneak through the back

and bust some heads.

Wow bruce leroy,

that's a real plan.

You got a better

idea taco bell?

'Cause I'm listening.

Yo, you trying to say that

'cause I'm spanish dog?

Cause if you are that's some

real racist sh*t dog, and

I'm not feeling that sh*t.

Okay, enough. Look.

I will take the front just

to get away from you two.

Cool, let's do it.

Wait, wait.

Look.

If sh*t goes down in there,

I want you two to know that

I'll be the first booking

it out of there, okay?

I am not going to die

a virgin, alright?

I'm just not going to do it.

Hey lao!

You lost, boy?

No, I'm, I'm

here for dinner.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

I heard this is the best

restaurant in town and...

As you can see

I love to eat.

Who told you this

was a restaurant.

It's word on the street man.

You know?

No, I don't know.

Oh f***, come on dude!

Password.

You are what you eat.

Why didn't you say so

in the first place.

Ho ho.

You never asked.

this place is pretty pimp.

Woah!

Welcome to the long pig.

What name is your

reservation under?

Uh...

Alphonso!

Hey man!

Eh, it's not alphonso.

Your name?

Taka... mura?

Hiro takamura?

Hai!

This way.

Teriyaki!

this place is

locked down, dude.

Yeah, but it's a restaurant.

Somebody's gotta come out

and throw away the trash or

have a cigarette or

something, right?

Is that where dad is?

Sheila, do you

know where dad is?

Pete?

Hi sugar tits!

What the f***?

Don't you touch her!

Hmm.

Don't worry honey.

You'll feel better soon.

Please, just take me.

Leave her alone.

Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart,

but your sister has an

appointment with the doctor.

You psycho b*tch!

Be patient.

You'll get your turn.

W-where... where's my dad?

Oh, your dad.

He's right here.

Ugh!

Looks like your

boyfriend's doing well.

Nash...

I can't wait to taste him.

Mm.

I think I'll have you with

a green papaya, sweet bell

pepper, in a coconut

sautee sauce.

Mm!

Delish!

Sheila!

My hand!

This dude just sh*t

on me, you p*ssy. Let's go!

Is this your

first time here?

No.

This is my favorite place.

Would you like to place

a bid on the next round?

A bid? Uh, no, no.

I uh... I'm not much of a

gambler, no.

Okay, what will it be.

Yeah, I'll have...

What, whatever the

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