Evil Feed

Synopsis: A group of young martial artists infiltrate an underground pit fighting ring where the loser is chopped up and served in a Chinese restaurant.
Genre: Action, Horror
Director(s): Kimani Ray Smith
Production: Screen Media Ventures
  1 win.
90 min


Ever since I

can remember

ever since

this baby spoke

I've been vying

for a stint

in the land of

mirrors and smoke

you know I love the

smell of whiskey

and I hate the

taste of gin

but I always

feel at home in a

place that

soaked in sin

but I want

to leave it

all behind

if I could

find me a man

to treat me right

but until then,

then, then

I'm gonna do, do, do

is just to hang

my head, head head

and cry boo hoo hoo

Agh, leg me out!

I thought I told

you two to clean up!

You know how many health

codes you are breaking?


Tut tut tut!



There's some vietnamese guy

named phat here to see ya.

Uh, yes, uh, bring him in.


Dad, who is this guy?

Mind your business.

But this is the

family business!

No, this is my business.

Mister phat

phook to see you.

it's phuk.

Phat phuk.

Mister phuk, welcome!


I'm so glad you

could make it.

So, this is it.

The world famous long pig.

Looks like a shithole.

Oh, but let me assure you.

It is a real gem.

Then why are you selling it?


Dad, you can't sell this!


Why you not giving

it to your boy?

Because he is just that.

A boy!

So, I get everything.

The name, the recipes...



Uh, how about the

house special?


The famous dickey roll?

Complimentary, of course.


I'm sorry, boss.

It was the last one.

And we were closed,

so I figured...

You figure nothing!


A disgrace!

I am surrounded

by incompetence!


I have an idea.

Why don't I cut off her tits

and serve them to you on a


You can eat silicone?


Yeah, you can eat...


Get the hell out of my

restaurant before I make you

the house special!

welcome to the long pig.


Mr. Tarasov.

Welcome back.

Look at you.

Even more beautiful

than I remember.




How was your flight?

Eh, flight was flight.

Food was crap.

But, I am happy to be here.

Well you have nothing to

worry about, because the

food here is spectacular.

As you can see, we've

made some improvements,

mr. Tarasov.

These are the new tatami

rooms, offering our guests

comfort and privacy

while dining.

Very nice.

We currently have a

three month waiting list.

Just this way to

steven's office, please.

Mr. Tarasov,

here to see you.

Mr. Tarasosv!

Welcome back!


I'm loving what your father

has done with the place.

Actually, dad's retired.

I run the restaurant now.


I've never seen it so busy.

Oh, I know.

It's been hard work,

but I've created a


dining experience.

My innovative method of meat

tenderizing combined with my

riveting entertainment make

the long pig the newest rave

in dining.

I like to call it...


We import martial artists

to fight our in-house

gladiators, and then after

the fight, our guests get to

bid on any body part

they choose to dine on.


Does that include

famous dickey roll?

Well, that dish is a

little time sensitive.

Preparation for that one is

an ancient chinese secret.

Ancient chinese secret, yes.


So, tell me.

Where is my old friend?

I want to congratulate him

on what a wonderful job his

son is doing.


He's right over here.

What the f***?

Hi dad!

An old friend is

here to see you!

I'm sorry.

It seems like retirement has

closed him off to the world.

Ahh, the next fight!

This local sensei

just joined us.

I hear he's a real

master of the art.

Allow my hostess to escort

you to your tatami room.


Oh, and mr. Tarsaov,

please do stay for dessert.

I've prepared something

extra special for you.

Complimentary, of course.

Very nice.

not now, yuki?


All work and no play make

makes the cat go astray.

I said, not now.

Come on baby.


I'm trying to

run a business.

It's a big night, okay?

I've got lots of

guests to attend to.

Okay, fine.

After the dinner rush.

You have a meeting with

the bookie tonight.


I promise.

What does a girl have to

do to get laid around here?



What have you done

with my daughter?

I'm going to kill you?

You hear me?

I'm going to kill you all!

Dad, I'm here!

Dad! Behind you!

Cocktail while you wait?

You win.

It's over.

You win!


Jenna, you alright?


Yo, damn girl.

My bad.

I thought you was

going to duck.

You okay baby?

I can take a hit.


You need to control

your kicks, a**hole?

Hey, hey, hey, hey ,hey!

Chill out, chill

out, chill out!

It was an accident, man.

You'd better be more

careful next time.

Yeah, whatever hair.


-What'd you say?



Thanks for your concern, ladies,

but I think we've got it.

Let's go cut this fight.

Yeah, she's right.

Let's get sensei's approval

and get thing uploaded, alright?

We'll edit out the part of

you kicking his daughter

in the face.

It was an accident, man.

Babe, can you tell your

girlfriend we want the footage?

Lay off, alright?

We were really on today.

This should get us

our million hits.

I have to go.

Look, nash is nash.

Don't let him get to you.

He's kind overprotective, but

he's got a really good heart.

He's an ass.

You're right, he's an ass,

but you're my best friend,

so can we squash

this please?

Alright. Squashed.

I do have to get going.


Well, we need you to edit

the promo piece to show my dad!

One hour.

That's all you get.



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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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