Everyone Says I Love You Page #3

- Carol was a poet, and a member of MENSA.

- She was a heroin addict.

She was also a heroin addict,

but I thought it was insulin.

- You know what the problem is? Listen.

- This is the problem.

- He's still in love with you.

I've always said this. - Oh, honey.

Who can blame him?

Of course he is.

- Ah, come here. Come here, my two men.

- That's the problem.

Two men.

I'm pining after Giselle.

We're gonna get somebody

who's nearly normal.

I don't know if we're gonna get

somebody. This is the problem.

- Hey.

- [D.J.] Hey.

Hey. What's all the secrecy about?

Why Harry Winstons?

Listen... I want you to help me pick out

an engagement ring for Skylar.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

[Salesman] So, you're looking

for an engagement ring?

We're getting married.

Uh, I'm getting married.

Not to her.

Now, what size did you have in mind?

- What size?

- Uh-huh.

Oh, um... Well, she's not huge.

I mean, she's not bony either.

She's got flesh.

Something simple, but elegant?

- That's it.

- Simple, but elegant. Exactly. [Whispering]

- Like this one. - Oh, my God,

that's beautiful. That is beautiful.

- Look at that. - That's the mos

beautiful thing I ever saw. Hello.

So, what is that gonna cost me?

I like it.

- Fifty-five thousand.

- Fifty-five thousand dollars, you say?

Uh, well, let me take

this off then because...

I don't think that...

Actually, as I look at it, it's really...

To Skylar's taste, it's kind of...

tacky. She's not a mafia bride.

- Will you help me out?

- Here's a lovely one.

- That is... That is pretty.

- Pretty simple.

[Clears Throat]

Well, I don't...

What is that gonna cost me?

About fifteen-hundred, 2,000?

- Eight thousand.

- Eight thousand dollars.

- Um...

- It's more in the ball park.

- It's in the range.

- It's the right neighborhood.

- Not my neighborhood, but... [Exhales]

- But it's a better neighborhood.

What the hell. Right? 'Cause

we're getting married. Let's do it.

- It's pretty.

- I think it's an absolutely exquisite ring.

# My baby don't care for rings #

# Or other expensive things #

# My baby just cares for me #

# My baby don't go

for big Rolls-Royces #

# There's sometimes a doubt

about her choices #

# My baby don't care to own #

# Some 14-karat stone #

# She's sensible as can be #

# My baby don't care who knows it #

# My baby just cares for me #

# He's so happy since the day #

# He fell in love in a great big way #

# And the big surprise

is someone loves him too #

# It's difficult for us to see #

# Just what she could

possibly see in he #

# But it simply goes to prove

what love can do #

# His baby don't care for shows #

# His baby don't care for clothes #

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