Everyone Says I Love You

Synopsis: Holden and Skylar are in love with each other. Skylar lives with a large and extended family on Manhattan. Her parents, Bob and Steffi have been married to each other for many years. Joe, a friend of theirs, who has a daughter, DJ, with Steffi. After yet another relationship, Joe is alone again. He flees to Venice, and meets Von, and makes her believe that he is the man of her dreams. However, their happiness is fake all the way, and she returns to her previous husband. Steffi spends her time with charity work, and manages to break up Skylars and Holdens relation when she introduces Skylar to a released jailbird, Charles Ferry.
Director(s): Woody Allen
Production: Sweetland Films
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 11 wins & 11 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min


# Just you #

# Just me #

# Let's find a cozy spot #

# Where no one can see #

# Just us #

# Just we #

# We've missed an awful lot #

# What bliss it'll be #

# Oh, gee #

# What are your charms for #

# What are my arms for #

# Use your imagination #

# Just you #

# Just me #

# We'll tie a lover's knot #

# Just say you love me #

# Just he #

# Just she #

# And what a perfect plot #

# Just say you love me #

# Oh, gee #

# Oh, my

It's finally springtime #

- # Ooo #

- # Birds on the wing-time #

# And what a lovely day for love #

- # Just me #

- # Just you #

- # Just you #

- # Just me #

# A bit of paradise #

# Right here for us two #

# Just you #

# Just me #

# Let's find a cozy spot #

# Where no one can see #

- # Just us #

- # Just the two of us #

- # Just we #

- # Mighty few of us #

# We've missed an awful lot #

# What bliss it'll be #

# Just you #

# Just me #

# We'll tie a lover's knot #

# Just say you love me ##

[Girl Narrating] That's my sister

Skylar and her boyfriend Holden.

And that's me.

Well, I'm Djuna. D-J-U-N-A.

Oh, and everyone calls me D.J.

Now, I'm gonna level with ya.

We are not the typical kind of family

you'd find in a musical comedy.

For one thing, we got dough.

And we live right here on Park Avenue

in a big apartment; a penthouse.

Dad's a lawyer. I mean, I call him

"Dad," but actually he's stepdad.

There's original Dad

who married Mom and they had me.

And there's stepdad. Well, he had

two kids with his first wife when...

Look, maybe this is all

getting a little confusing.

You see, there's Lane and Laura.

Those are my half-sisters,

and they're really great.

A little twitty at times,

but we love each other...

and we have

a million laughs together.

And, of course, my stepbrother

Scott, who's very smart...

but currently on the outs

with the family...

because he's become

a conservative Republican...

which has caused my stepfather

to have a stroke...

since we're all liberal Democrats.

How can you expect

people on welfare...

to develop any sort of incentives

if they're getting handouts?

What are you saying? Somebody who can't work

for one reason or another has to be discarded?

Welfare does not work. It's the same

outmoded liberal fantasy world...

as affirmative action, not allowing

school prayer and coddling of criminals.

I can't believe I'm having this

conversation with my own flesh and blood.

Unless some large Republican pea pods are in

the basement and have taken over your body.

Not pods, Dad. Ideas.

Virile, modern ideas.

A strong America.

The right to bear arms.

- Arms? What are you... Guns?

- Yes!

Are you crazy? What the hell is the matter

with you? I don't understand you anymore.

- Why... Wait a minute. Excuse me.

- Relax, Bob.

Steffi, bring down a copy

of my will and an eraser, okay?

[D.J. Narrating]

If Dad's a liberal Democrat,

then you'd have to say Mom

is the one thing more extreme.

She's a guilty liberal Democrat.

Well, he grew up poor and he knows

what it is to work like a dog.

But Mom came from money and luxury...

and, you know, spends all her time

doing volunteer work for everybody.

She's with the American Civil Liberties

Union and Save the Whales...

and she raises dough for the

Whitney Museum and Lenox Hill Hospital.

She's always got something going,

like throwing some chic soiree

to help the New York Philharmonic.

## [Piano]

## [Violin Joins In]

[D.J. Narrating]

Lane and Laura go to Nightingale,

which is this ritzy school

on East 92nd Street.

[All Chattering Simultaneously]

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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