Everybody Wants Some

Synopsis: In 1980, a group of college baseball players navigate their way through the freedoms and responsibilities of unsupervised adulthood.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Richard Linklater
Production: Paramount Pictures
  2 wins & 16 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
83
Rotten Tomatoes:
86%
R
Year:
2016
117 min
Website
509 Views


Hey! Shut off the hose!

There's a fucking

faucet outside, man! Hurry up!

- Go! God!

- Jesus!

Shit!

- What a piece of shit old house, man.

- Yup, yup.

Fucking thing wasn't even half full.

Who the hell are you?

Oh, uh, Jake Bradford.

- Infielder?

- Pitcher.

- What?

- Hey! Whoa!

Just what we need,

another fucking pitcher.

Not a lefty, are you?

Uh, no, no, right-handed.

Thank God.

Those guys are always so fucking weird.

Like Nez. I hate that guy.

I love Nez.

He's fine. He's just fucking weird.

Hey, I'm just gonna

tell you something right now.

- Yup.

- I hate pitchers, okay?

So you and me will be teammates,

but we're not gonna

be friends or anything like that.

It might give you some kind of edge

if I gotta face you

down the line in pro ball,

if you ever make it there.

I'm just not gonna do that.

- All right.

- Those your bags?

- Wanna pick your shit up?

- Oh, yeah. Sorry.

- Excuse me. Bye.

- Yup. Bye.

You know, nobody really realizes

how much water weighs.

You're talking about

62 pounds per cubic foot.

- Yeah.

- You know, I tried to warn them.

But let's be honest,

that would be

fucking amazing

if that fell through the ceiling right now.

Dude, this is a good example

of someone being so invested

in what they want.

In this case, getting laid on an

oversized, overpriced water balloon,

that they fail to see

the giant waterbed-shaped

iceberg right in their path.

Mmm-hmm.

Or he just finds you

super-annoying and ignores you.

At his own peril,

as evidenced by this ill-fated

and ill-advised adventure

in mid-collapse before you...

I assume, being a new

teammate.

Thank you, Willoughby. I'm Finn.

Uh, Jake.

- Hi. Charlie Willoughby. Hi.

- Jake. Good to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Did you meet the brain trust

that perpetrated such a folly,

McReynolds and Roper?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think so.

One of them told me he hated pitchers.

Even his own teammates.

Undoubtedly Glen McReynolds,

resident All-American.

On the field, you know.

Up here, benchwarmer.

Hey. Chapter 9 will blow your mind.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Guys.

Is it true that our house

is about to fall down?

Yeah, any second.

What's up, man? Jake Bradford.

What's up, dude? Tyrone Plummer.

Man, you can't even

f*ck good on a waterbed.

It's like having sex with a girl

on top of another really fat girl,

know what I mean?

- Just moving around.

- Yeah.

Get out of my shot.

Sorry, man.

- Ah! Shit!

- Shit. Sorry.

What the hell's wrong with you?

You scared the shit out of me.

- Hey, you Billy Autrey?

- Beuter?

Shit, if I was that

pussy-whipped little bitch,

I'd be on the phone

moping to my girlfriend. Why?

I'm just supposed

to be rooming with him.

"I'm just..." Oh, damn. Yeah.

Uh, well, shit, if you ever wanna find

Beuter, just follow the phone cord.

- This?

- Yeah, come on.

You're like a lost lamb.

Thanks.

What did I tell you?

Hey, Beuter, this your new roommate.

Damn, put some pants on, man.

- What's up, man?

- Hold on one second, babe.

Jake Bradford.

Jacob? Hey, how you doing?

I'm Billy Autrey.

- Good to meet you, man.

- Good to meet you.

- Dale Douglas.

- Jake Bradford.

Hey, man, what position do you play?

Pitcher.

Well, what are you?

Second base.

Hey, I'll see you later, man.

Okay, Jacob. Yeah, we'll see you, man.

Hey, ladies!

Happy hour is upon us at the Fox.

Two hours of drinking

before the team meeting.

- Let's go.

- That's what I'm talking about.

You guys go ahead, man.

I've got some unpacking to do.

Bullshit! You're on the team now, baby!

Onward,

upward and inward! Ja?

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Richard Linklater

Richard Stuart Linklater (born July 30, 1960) is an American filmmaker, screenwriter, and actor. Linklater is mostly known for his humanist films which mainly revolve around personal relationships, suburban culture, and the effects of the passage of time. Some notable films of his include the coming-of-age comedy Dazed and Confused (1993), the romantic drama film trilogy Before Sunrise (1995), Before Sunset (2004) and Before Midnight (2013); the music-themed comedy School of Rock (2003), and the rotoscope animated Waking Life (2001) and A Scanner Darkly (2006). In 2002 he began filming Boyhood (2014), a passion project which took over twelve years to finish. The film was premiered in 2014 to critical acclaim. Linklater won the Golden Globe, Critics' Choice Movie Awards and BAFTAs for Best Director and Best Picture. He also received his first nomination for the Academy Award for Best Director, along with nominations for Original Screenplay and Picture. more…

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