Entertainment Page #3
Hi, sweetheart.
Uh, this is just really
difficult to get a hold of you.
I just had to call
and tell you...
Sweet dreams.
an orange, Neil,
she would just make it
just enough meat,
that's what we call this,
just to fertilize the seed
once it falls, but man,
we want all this sweet meat.
So we pump it full of
fertilizer and water.
- You want this?
- Nah, that's all right.
I can't eat these either.
Hey, did you, uh, see that guy
I was walking around here with?
No.
I was walking around
with a guy.
I got a couple places
in town do great burgers.
One of them is a bar
that serves burgers
and one's just a restaurant.
We need to get a beer.
The foothills off to the left,
you see they start there?
They start to the west and
they come across here?
That's my property,
behind my house.
- You alive?
- Yeah.
You gotta talk right up against
the mic or I can't hear you.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
You all right? Watch the legs.
Cool, huh?
Here we go.
Pino Roja.
if you go to bed with Kenny G
and he gives you one of...
What was it?
And he gives you
one of his records...
Um...
Wait, no. Whatever.
If you sleep with Kenny G, uh,
and he gives you his record,
then, uh...
What is it? Tell her.
I don't wanna do it here.
All right, I remember. Um...
just happened to you?
You're stuck
with a Kenny G record.
I can't do it.
Neil knows how to do it. I...
It's a little different but...
Are you gonna tell me?
Oh, okay. I just want...
You two guys start talking and
I don't know what you're sayin'.
The real shitty thing about it
was half the place was empty.
I mean, he's tellin' this
funny stuff, some of it weird,
you know,
but a lot of funny stuff,
and people weren't there,
you know? That was a shame.
There were
some people there, just...
No, it pissed me off!
I was standing there, like,
"What is this?"
Empty seats?
Who's bookin' this thing?
I don't know who picked
that place for you.
You know that place downtown,
The Alley?
- The Alley.
- Dirty. Filthy.
Anyway, you need a business plan
is what I'm sayin', you know?
That's just product
you're throwin' away.
If you see an empty seat
and you tell a joke
and there's no one in that seat
you're just throwin' that joke
away into that seat.
- Right.
- I wanna make sure
people know
before they get there,
and if they don't know
and it's still half empty,
I'm gonna give 'em a 2-for-1.
I'm gonna say
- Excuse me.
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