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this lawyer, yeah?

He said that's she buss 82%

of mandem on ends, yeah?

She's the one for us, let's go.

All right, so how much

does she cost an hour?

Yeah.

How much does she cost an hour, Kaz?

- 90. - No, bruv! We can't afford

that! What's wrong with you?

- Hey, hey, hey...

- Why you do this to me, bruv?!

Brother, brother, just

trust me, all right? Yeah?

The number one rule to a

successful business -- trust.

I know what I'm doing.

This lawyer's what we need.

Stop crying, yeah?

It's hay fever, fam.

Come man, let's roll, let's roll. Come on.

Fix up your face, man.

Come on... Hey, J, hey.

Fix up, look sharp!

Gonna... yeah... Get dark!

If you knew the song,

that joke would've banged.

- I know the song.

- Who sang it?

- Tinchy.

- Yeah, sure...

No, no! Skepta obviously.

- Now you're just being racist.

- How is that...?

That's you confusing me, you

know? I know Kano sung the song!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyone for Uber?

No Uber?

OK. Fine.

- Speedi-Kazz?

- Hey! Let's go, come on.

- Now, listen you call me when

you get there, OK? - Yes, I will.

And can you take some photos -- I'd

like to know what she looks like.

Mum, you're both moving on,

remember? That's what we agreed.

- I'll tell Dad you said hi.

- Thank you.

Sorry, I just need to get my coat.

Oh...

Thanks.

You've got a really nice face.

Hey, hey.

Speedi-Kazz -- name of our new business.

We're entrepreneurs.

- Oh, cool, thanks.

- You're welcome.

- Bye, Mum.

- Bye, darling.

- Right...

- Focus. Come on, man.

.. before we start, I have to ask...

.. have either of you ever been to jail,

or are you currently on the run?

No.

No.

Great.

So, it would appear you gentlemen

forgot to register your trademark?

- Kazim!

- Your mum.

I've got to be honest with you --

it would be entirely pointless

to raise any kind of legal action

against a porn site for using a name

that you haven't even registered.

That's exactly what I told him,

so no offence, but this is a

waste of time and money, so...

Please proceed.

So this is Jaime... Tulu-lopp-eh?

Too... Tolu-lop... Tolu-lopp-eh?

Yes? Yes. He created the site

Jaime's Den two years ago.

And I had a chance to watch

the video you sent me.

That Kazzandra woman is something else.

Horrifying. Yeah.

Hey, sorry... um...

just haven't got a lot of time

left, so can we just... Yeah?

Let's talk about our name.

- Well, you've got two

options, darling. - Go on.

Option one -- change your name.

Not happening. Option two?

You could try and arrange a

meeting with Jaime's team,

but to be honest, I think

you're just wasting your time.

You're better off just changing your name.

Kaz, it's over.

Look, when did you launch your business?

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