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- What?!

- What?!

Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?

Um... No.

You're really peng.

OK.

So, what do you do?

We're entrepreneurs. Yeah? That's

what we do. Take this, gyaldem.

All right? Speedi-Kazz will

pick up whatever you need.

It could be clothes, it could

be food, pregnancy tests!

I won't tell your mum! Yeah...

- Yeah?

- So is this your number, yeah?

It's the business number.

Yeah? You're going to call.

You're going to call, aren't you?

Go on. I'll hear from you later.

Bye, peng ting!

Keep it Speedi.

- Keep it Speedi, yeah?

- What's wrong with you?

Brother... Brother...

Bro... you know what I clocked, yeah?

Hot wings are actually not hot.

They're just warm.

Doesn't... Doesn't make

sense, to be honest.

- Why would you do that?

- Come now, bad man.

What happened to you

earlier, man, with dem girls?

You should have got them

to use the service, bro.

You were just standing

there like "Err...".

Look, I don't like girls that

compliment me like that, all right?

- It weirds me out.

- Shut up. You're a liar. OK?

Cos in college you was always with a girl.

Yeah, but I didn't do nothing.

They just come up to me, put

their number in my phone,

the next thing you know it's like,

"Oh, will you come over

tonight? Dot, dot, dot, dot..."

I just want a girl for me.

You know what I'm saying?

I just want her to want me for

me and not just... for my body.

Yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah,

defo relate. Defo, man.

I relate, like...

I need a girl to ride, ride, ride

I need a girl to make my wife

I need a girl who's...

Yeah something like that.

Sorry... We wanted to inquire about, um...

S-Speedi-Kazz.

Come, come! "Targeted audience."

All right, what can I get you lot?

If we, erm, if we make an

order, will Kazzandra, er...

actually be there? And

then will she, erm...

.. will she do... stuff?

Who's Kazzandra?

We're good, yeah?

Welcome to Speedi-Kazz.

That's our name...

Kazzandra, 12 guys today,

12 minutes -- can you do it?

Don't ask silly questions, Jaime!

International. Guy number one,

take your place. Time starts now.

Oh!...

No, no, no, what's this? Oh, nah, man.

Ka...

I can't... That's our name, bruv!

- Who sent you that video,

brother? Brother... - Kaz...

.. come, come, where

you get the video from?

Yo, yo, it's fine.

You registered the name, yeah?

So it's calm, we'll sort it. Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- Relax, man.

You registered our name, right?

Yes.

You registered our name, right?

I need a girl to ride, ride, ride

- I need a girl to make my wife...

- Oh, come on!

All right, real safe,

yeah? In a bit. Cool.

All right, good news.

My boy Raz told me about

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