Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning Page #5
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we are all connected.
The next thing I felt
was this little tiny thing
in the palm of my hand...
there is this little mosquito
in the palm of my hand,
this little
prehistoric-looking creature...
this strange bug...
And I'm thinking about, what I just thought,
I look at this thing...
then I just killed it...
and then I went back
to my lovely state of being...
the next thing I heard was: "Would you like
anything else or will that be all?"
told the waiter I was meditating,
"idiot, thanks a lot for interrupting... "
He wouldn't get any tip,
I'll tell you that...
It took him forever
to get that veal anyway, so...
I decided an outdoor
coffee was not the place
to be spiritual, people
are too rude and stupid...
So I left...
I started walking to my car...
which was like three blocks away...
because the parking situation is crazy...
cause the world overpopulated
with the wrong kind of people...
and back to the loving place...
so I am walking and I see my car,
and I see a meter-mate standing at my car...
writing a ticket...
and I'm like:
"Oh, please, wait, stop,please don't write the ticket, I am here. "
and she's like:
"I am sorry, but you'reparked illegally in
front of a fire-hydrant. "
and I like "Oh, illegally
in front of a fire-hydrant. "
And she is like:
"Please,stop talking to me that way. "
And I am like:
"What way?"It was fun... and so...
I said:
"Please, be compassionate,... "don't give me the ticket, I'm here...
and she said:
"Oh, I'm sorry,... "I can't stop.
Oh that's how, you've already
started writing, so you can't stop... OK...
Well,... I would not like to hit you, but
my fist is already in the air, OK?
and back to the loving place.
So I get in my car,
and I lit up a cigarette and prayed
and I heard:
"Drive!", it was her...And I'm like:
"Alright... "So I start driving...
It is so hard to drive and
be compassionate and loving.
Cause the way people drive...
it's just enough to... I'm telling ya...
I was behind sb, they were going so slow...
I could had gotten out of my car
Sorry to have to pass you,
but you're going a little too slow.
Anyway, so I went to go around them
to give them the I-hate-you look.
How else are they gonna learn?!
It's up to us... so...
I went to go around them and it was...
a nun... can you believe that?!
I was like:
why don't you takea vow no to drive...
drop it like a bad habit.
...and back to the loving place and...
again praying to where I would be lead...
Then I see a health-food store just
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