El somni Page #4

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Whoever strikes first,

strikes twice!

I have lost some cows up here!

What a misery!

I can hear

five or six little bells!

That's bad!

Lost cows are dead cows!

- Ok, listen to me.

- What's the matter?

- Here, a cowboy, and there...

- A shepherd!

He's a cow herder, you're a shepherd,

and I'm a shepherd too...

Of the Vall del Bac restaurant!

And the dog is the President.

What a big dog!

What should we give him for

supper? An omelette?

An omelette and bread.

All right, kid!

I'll see you for supper!

Take it easy.

I went to Balearic Islands. That's

were you did your military service.

I had such a great time in Mallorca.

No, I went to Ibiza.

- Pipa!

- What's the matter?

- How many eggs for the dog's omelette?

- Three eggs!

- You guys want to sleep in a bed?

- Yes.

This guy will sleep in a real bed.

I will sleep on the floor.

You'll sleep as always.

But listen.

The old dance-floor is a mess,

so you will sleep

on the kitchen ground.

Some salt for the dog's omelette?

The dog doesn't have

high blood pressure!

Mallorca...

and all those islands

used to be full of whorehouses!

They were full of whores.

Here as well,

we used to have whorehouses.

But now,

you will not find any

in the city centre.

Long ago Girona was full of them.

Nowadays it is full of hot spots

outside, on the roads.

What about those girls

that were by the highway

last spring?

Holy sh*t!

Going towards Valenti's farm,

there's one that looks like

the Virgin Mary herself!

Didn't they want to get

them off the roads?

God no! They must not be!

Why?

You're out of your mind!

They do favours to people!

No young man in his right mind

wants to be in the mountains

all day, chasing after sheep!

If he did, no woman

would ever want him!

What did your son do?

He seemed to love the tractor,

but found a betterjob!

Well, good for him!

Get a glass of vine for you and

another for Alfonso, he's thirsty!

...and finally

the female goat gets hot.

But it takes a bit of doing...

And the male goat follows her...

And itjumps and jumps.

And the female donkey?

It doesn't allow being covered

just like that.

Itjumps around until,

at least, it stays still...

And the male donkey,

with a hard on this long...

"I had a great voice,"

"and was a great falsetto".

"I admire Jorge Negrette,"

"Pedro Vargas, and 2 others".

"But of that great voice,"

"all I have left is a spurt".

"Rose of April,"

"dark-skinned virgin"

"of the mountains"

"of Montserrat"...

"Rose of April,"

"dark-skinned virgin"

"of the mountains"

"of Montserrat"...

"Lead us"...

"And enlighten"

"the land of Catalonia!"

"Catalonia triumphant"

"will once again"

"be rich and beautiful!"

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