Eating Out 4: Drama Camp Page #4

Year:
2011
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The first classes begin

over 30 minutes.

Are you tired?

Then if your character is not.

Grab a latte and drag you through.

Well, I have a very loose throat.

This is important to act

a good role to get ...

if you know what I mean.

Just kidding. The only thing you get

if someone from the casting sucks ...

A trip to the hospital.

If that worked, would Brittany Murphy

and I sit across.

Brittany Murphy is dead.

Really?

That is hilarious.

That girl could pipes.

She was just ...

the lullenfluisteraar.

Okay, everyone is looking for a partner throat.

How are you with the dick?

He sits beside me.

Where?

Hi, Tiffani.

- Here I am Mrs. Tiffani von der Sloot.

Hi, handsome.

What? Do you have a new boyfriend?

- He is heterosexual.

I am heterosexual.

- Well, here are my tits.

Do you look him straight?

I do not know.

I've always been a wallflower.

Hey, muthafucka!

Place your hands on your throat.

Sorry.

- Certainly.

Now, everyone ...

This is the last I of Betty White

have learned.

Are not they beautiful?

You know that really

weeds?

Makes them less beautiful?

You want something?

Yes ... I hold auditions for my scene.

I make a variation on

The Taming of the Shrew / i and ...

I would love to have you

the role of Kate.

Why?

No idea,

I think you have talent.

And why do you think?

Well, I think you're beautiful ...

and I love your personality.

Then you ask a girl out

on a date, ...

not to audition for you to do.

I did not offend.

No ... I do have an audition.

O. .. super.

Boys are so stupid.

I can not believe Benji straight.

He can not his eyes off of Zack.

Why would you

still occur as heterosexual?

Neil Patrick has yet to

all changed?

Beware.

- What?

Poison ivy.

- O. .. Thank you.

Nature is so creepy.

Are you not afraid here?

Do you think there is a handsome vampire

and take me?

Your fingers or a psychopath who spends

and sh*t down your throat.

Did you hear that?

- Try not to scare me.

No, I mean it.

O. .. sh*t.

- It is determined only a bird.

A very large bird.

Duck.

There is someone.

If someone sees us ...

- Then I reckon with 'm off.

You mean you 'than to kill?

There is someone.

Halt!

Hands up!

Throw us not look!

- He had not sat in my mouth. It does not count.

'To be or not.

That is the question. "

"... To suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous fortune. "

"Or to put arms in ...

against a sea of ??trouble. "

"And by opposition to terminate them.

To die ... "

"To die, to sleep.

Nothing more. "

"And by sleep ..."

- "... To say we end the headache."

"And a thousand natural shocks."

"That flesh is heir to ..."

"It's a crowning achievement ..."

"... Who piously desired."

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Q. Allan Brocka

Quenton Allan Brocka (born 1972) is an American television and film director based in West Hollywood, California. He has directed and written a number of feature films while creating an animated television series for the Logo cable network. He also writes a column for The Advocate. more…

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