Eating Out 4: Drama Camp

Year:
2011
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Do you already have with the head turned?

Yes, I have tried everything,

but I get nothing out.

Luckily we were the toilet

not 't recover.

Porn scene ...

Time for your leadership

once empty.

And your boyfriend then?

- They must find yourself a plumber.

Oops ...

Slides that do not like?

- It stimulates.

It is expensive,

but it is so good for my hair.

Wait ... it burns.

- Should I stop?

Do not stop. It will burn,

but I am almost done.

You, bastard.

Do not stop, or I get blue balls.

Honey, this is not what it seems.

This does not.

Kill me now do not.

I'll be ready.

I'm ...

And ... cut!

Brilliant.

Well, that's for sure.

Now we can certainly take

on theater camp.

For a hetero

make very gay movies.

No matter if the characters

gay.

Genre genre.

And if I did this with women,

then I was a sexist.

The females look like

gay men that I use.

Then we've come this far.

I look like the butt of Ricky Martin.

- There is much more blood is needed.

You were great, honey.

- No, you.

No ... you.

Vomitus Maximus.

"Vomitus Maximus.

So I sounded not at all.

- "So I sounded not at all '.

Whether the characters are gay.

Genre genre.

On the stage camp!

That we may all inside!

On the stage camp!

GAY-CIDAAL!

I have no sense, Casey.

You never sense.

I had a very bad dream.

Alright.

I will take care of myself.

Do you mind if I foul you back?

Because of you I feel like Demi Moore.

Honey, I'm all possible

dirty things with you.

I'm not as been wet

since Reagan was shot.

Remember

that you do not get enough?

Let me in, little pig.

Godverdehomo's!

- Aunt Helen, who is that?

This is Andy.

I found him in the Myface.

You mean fixed 'Facebook'.

- Who was talking about the Internet?

Sorry, lady,

I do not like penises.

Andy ...

Damn.

Were you this morning not to that stage

bullshit ... stuff left?

Did you do it in my room?

My room is full of embarrassing

old lady stuff.

Aunt Helen!

- It really would not be the first time.

Bah ...

- Sh*t, we're too late.

Exposed ... exposed.

Have fun.

And no 'bear trekking.

You mean 'barebacking' / i.

And we do not. - Okay.

Hurry back here

with that tight ass.

Mommy is hungry.

Okay, Grandma is hungry.

Excuse ...

Do you know how much that bag cost?

Hey, I'll give you a hand?

This is worse than Sex & The City 2 / i.

Yes, sequels are never good.

Maybe this ...

I have already tried.

- Okay ...

There you go.

You are a genius.

I'm Lily.

- Jason.

Is that all?

Baggage.

- Oh, yes ... that's all.

Well, since it is richer

than a truck with immigrants.

Here you go.

- Wait! We have luggage!

We have lubricant is required.

We need something

this tie.

Here ...

Use this.

- Holy teenage werewolf!

So ...

That stuck.

Indeed.

Everyone belt?

Damn, my belt is broken.

Here is another one.

I do not mind changing, though.

I have previously sat next to Casey.

So we already know each other.

I'm Benji.

As the dog.

I'm Zack.

As Efron, but with K.

God, do it now but you.

I'm Casey.

As the boyfriend.

O. .. God.

I did not ...

Jesus, will there really be no one

not gay?

I am heterosexual.

So do I.

- Really?

Really?

- Yes, I'm heterosexual.

Never judge a book

to his haircut.

I'm Genevieve.

That is French.

That you can not pronounce fixed.

So call me Jenna ... Vieve.

Does anyone know the way?

Welcome to Dick Dickey's

Drama Camp!

So you're the parasite.

- The what?

Susselman Penny, the little vampire

a full scholarship, internship included.

Stage?

- Yes.

You did not think you would succeed

with a little talent and guts, huh?

No, but I had the word 'stage'

not seen in the scholarship application.

It was a stage' application.

Okay.

- I have never received such help.

I paid my bills by

former cancer patients to detect ...

with unpaid hospital bills.

I sold my hair,

my blood ...

my seed ...

Everything to get enough money together waged

to Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp to build.

So you're ready to make

hard to fly?

I see every experience, good or bad,

as a life-enriching opportunity.

Of course.

- What are my obligations?

The dishes, toilets,

vomit and sh*t patrol ...

Anything anyone else wants to do.

I do this all with a smile.

You're really annoying.

You know, right?

Okay, the berths.

Make sure everyone is checked

and finished at 15:00.

How do I ...

- End scene.

I can not believe the boys should.

I thought the theater camp

something broader in mind was.

Talk to the leadership.

- I will definitely do.

I just wanted to help.

I know.

Sorry, it's ...

I'm tired of the ever

to explain.

Going to the bathroom

seems to have been a political statement.

Sometimes I just want quiet

can sh*t, you know?

I can not sh*t on a public toilet.

This will be a long summer for you.

Are you my roommate?

- Tentative. - Cool, mixed rooms.

I'm Lily.

I am Beau.

And what's your name?

- Casey.

Wow, Casey, you're the nicest red

I have ever seen.

Thanks, but ...

I'm blonde.

Anyway, you're super.

You take the middle bed but.

Unbelievable

I have two hetero roommates.

That's so European.

- There is nothing European about straight.

If you want to talk

about chicks and guns and football, ...

I can understand that, though.

I am straight, not stupid.

In 't seem dead vaginas

brain cells.

It's not because you're gay,

you need to belittle women.

Sorry, I did not ...

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Q. Allan Brocka

Quenton Allan Brocka (born 1972) is an American television and film director based in West Hollywood, California. He has directed and written a number of feature films while creating an animated television series for the Logo cable network. He also writes a column for The Advocate. more…

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