Eating Out: All You Can Eat Page #5
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- 2009
- 80 min
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So, ask away.
Thanks for starting off easy.
I didn't want to put up
with his sh*t anymore.
You know how you tell yourself
that it's gonna get better?
You know it's not,
but you hang on
to any little good thing
he does
to prove that it might
get better.
Well, I guess
there weren't any.
Then it was just
the really hot sex.
Yeah.
How do you know
what the little good things are?
Okay, try me.
- You're an artist.
I'd take you to a museum.
You look like
a basketball fan.
Lakers tickets.
Massage, good bottle of wine.
And little things
like bringing you
something to drink
without you having to ask.
- Well done, Ms. Cleo.
- What can I do
to get you to come over here
right now.
- Oh, strip.
- Date?
You already know me
inside and out,
I think I'm in love.
Wait, I know.
If you don't come over...
- He is not!
- Here's
what you'll be missing.
- Get out of my way!
Holy clit!
- Oh, my God.
- Oh sh*t.
- I cannot believe...
- You spilled
your Sunny Delight.
How could you?
- You owe me a computer!
And a boyfriend.
- He's a fake.
No one can be that hot
and that nice,
it's against the nature.
- But he has tons
of profile pictures,
he must be real.
- You still believe
The Hills is real.
- If he was a fake,
he would've watched me jack off.
- I just threw up
a little bit in my p*ssy.
- Maybe it's not
a good idea for us to hang out?
I don't believe you.
- Zack's single now,
so the reason we invented Ryan
doesn't matter anymore.
I mean, why keep up
the charade?
- Why email him at all?
Just disappear.
You're still
pretending to be Ryan,
even if it is just
to dump him.
- I'm just being polite.
- You're just keeping him
and his pretty dick hanging on,
so you still have access
to him
in case he doesn't go
for exhibit A.
- You're right.
like Ryan,
- Turkey burger?
- I blew it, Mr. Fake
doesn't wanna meet me.
- Because he's not real.
- I came on too strong.
- Gay men hate guys
who do that.
- He was trying
to get to know me
but I went from zero
to sixty-nine.
who can f*** first
and then fall in love.
- But I don't want other men,
I want him.
- My mom warned me
I was turning into a fag hag.
- You're not a fag hag.
- I'm gonna be a fat spinster
whose only sexual outlet
- You'd suck me off
if I were drunk, right?
- My fag hag days
are over.
- Now separate
the finger nails
from the toe nails.
- Ew, what?
- Busy work.
You still have
fifteen minutes left.
- I must get ready
for my date.
- It's not a date,
queef-cake.
- It's a date,
he just doesn't know it yet.
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