Eating Out: All You Can Eat Page #4
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- Year:
- 2009
- 80 min
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- What am I doing?
- Oh yeah.
Oh, f*** yeah.
You know what?
Enjoy being alone,
whack job.
- Found him!
- Wow, stalker much?
- What should I say?
- I'm a lonely psychopath
that look you up
within an hour of meeting you.
- Yes, I should wait
until morning.
- Then he'll think
all night.
Don't you know anything
about the internet?
You should make a fake profile.
- What?
- Pretend to be
so you can find out
all his personal details.
People are honest
with strangers.
My fake name
is Tittsy Montgomery.
- I could find out
if he wants
a serious relationship.
- I was thinking more
like cock size but whatever.
You need the perfect
fake picture
and I know the perfect person.
- Holy rim job,
who is that?
- My incredibly hot ex BF,
Ryan.
He's a stripper.
He was supposed to be
broke my heart
but he has a good tongue,
so I let him stay.
- Why did you break up
with that?
- What if your boyfriend
finds out?
- We have
an open relationship.
- Uhh, we do?
- Ryan, this is not
what it looks like.
- Neither is this.
- We had commitment issues.
Anyway, he moved to Tucson
so it's totally safe
to use his pictures.
- Why would I want Zack
to talk to someone
way hotter than I am.
- When's the last time
you opened up
to an ugly stranger?
Besides, you find out
what you need to know,
then Ryan will disappear.
A fake profile
is the perfect wingman.
- Okay.
Okay, let's do this.
What's my name?
- Ryan.
- Ryan.
Do you agree to the following
terms and conditions.
Number one,
GaySpaceBook.com...
- Agree, you nerd!
- You should really
read these things,
you never know.
- What are you, a pilgrim?
I bet you avoid
handicap spaces. And vote.
- Favorite movie?
Roman Holiday, of course.
Straight acting or not?
- Put, "I'm gay,
"why should I act anything
but what I am."
- Oh, you are scary good,
girl.
- Come on, breakup sex.
You are a hottie, let's hope
you're next door
cause I don't feel like driving.
blip-blip-blip-blip
- Looking for?
First I want to develop
something special with you,
then we f*** each other's
brains out.
Perfect combination
of romantic and nasty, right?
- Whatever,
no one reads those,
just write them.
- Oh yeah, oh...
- Yummy.
- Oh, my God, it's him.
What do I do?
What do I write?
- Write what you know.
Well, in your case, don't.
- You're not helping.
- Gotta play it cool.
- Hey.
That's so romantic.
- Kindly help
with hours of meaningless sex!
- Oh God, yes.
- So, get to know me.
- Oh sh*t!
Can he see us?
- No.
My camera's not on.
- Oh.
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