Eat the Rich Page #3

"Listen, you snotty b*tch! Your job

is to help the poor and needy!"

"- Not torment them!

- - You're so stupid."

"Just for that,

I'm gonna lose your file."

"Ooh!"

"Oh!"

"You've got

to help me."

"I'm a broken man. I know I'm a lazy

bastard and I've got no self respect."

"- But please give me my money!

- Uh-uh-uh!"

"You'll only gamble it,

won't you?"

"I'm gonna put the money in this

drawer until you kick the habit."

"Listen, honey, you better

give us that money,"

"- or you're in big trouble.

- Really?"

"And what sort of trouble

would that be then?"

"This."

"Oh, my God!"

"Somebody call the police!"

"Get the money!"

"I didn't wanna kill them!"

"They did it!

They made me do it!"

"I'm sorry,

but it's not our fault!"

"Quick, Ron, get that car

before I run out of bullets."

"You'd do the same

if you had had the guts!"

"We're just ordinary people

who've been pushed too far!"

"Get that car!"

"I'm a reporter!

What's your story?"

"Me and him took the law

into our own hands."

"My God, violence on the dole's

going to front cover!"

"- Who are you?

- We're the dispossessed."

"Quick pose. Nice one for the

kids, nice one with the gun."

"Thanks, super, lovely."

" Watch out, watch out "

" Just what you need, babe "

"Isn't it funny how a few seconds

with a gun can change our lives?"

"This is Paulo.

He's in chemicals."

"Have you met the

Bishop of Suffolk?"

"- Please.

- How do you do?"

"- Very nice to meet you.

- Prince Antony,"

"Miss Fifi Letour."

"Oh, my!

I'm glad you're here."

"Is the Prime Minister with

you?"

"No, he's in

Sheffield."

"- What a shame.

- - Mr. and Mrs..."

"Lady Caroline,

this is Ricky James."

"He is trade union leader."

"Nice tits."

"Shame about the title.

Let's dance."

"Big tits."

"You seem a little lonely,

comrade."

"- Oh.

- Who am I going to introduce you?"

"Oh, it's all right, love."

"I'm only here

to debrief somebody."

"No, come on. Come on,

you can't be a wallflower."

"This is Fiona."

"She collects stamps."

"I didn't know you were

a trade union leader!"

"- Uh-huh. Make you dream.

- I know 'cause I've seen you on the TV."

"But you look much younger

in real life."

"Really? You're not bad looking

yourself."

"- Is it true you're to be in the news on Monday?

- Uh-huh."

"- Gonna be absolute chaos.

- You bet."

"Give me some,

will you, Spider?"

"I ain't touched the bass

in months, mate."

"Neither has he."

"Christ, all right then."

"Dr. Rock." One, two, three!"

"- All right, all right "

" I hope you sons of b*tches

see the light "

" You again, you again "

" I know you've got

a mental age of ten "

" Listen up, listen up "

" I wouldn't swap you

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