Eat the Rich

Synopsis: Alex is a disgruntled waitress at a snobby exclusive restaurant who falls on hard times. Forced to deal with the contempt and disgust of the upper class, Alex & cohorts attempt to go on a rampage. Meanwhile, General Karprov and Spider plot to involve the inept anarchists into their plans to derail the prime-minister-to-be's campaign.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Peter Richardson
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
R
Year:
1987
90 min
50 Views


" They say music

is the food of love "

" Let's see if you are

hungry enough "

" Take a bite, take another

"

" Just like a good boy would

"

" Get a sweet thing

on the side "

" Home cooking, homicide "

" Side order

Could be your daughter "

" Finger-licking good "

" Come on baby, eat the rich

"

" Put the bite on the

son of a bitch "

" Don't mess up

Don't you give me no switch "

" Come on baby

and eat the rich "

" C'mon baby and eat the rich

"

" Sittin' here

in a hired tuxedo "

" You wanna see my

bacon torpedo "

"Mm..."

"Hm..."

"Mm..."

"Their nipples

were must too small!"

"Anyway, I got the two Scottish

castles,"

"I've got the Greek island,

and I've got 15 Maseratis,"

"all classics, of course. So I suppose

you could say I'm stinking rich."

"Excuse me. The baby panda,

is it fried in honey?"

"Of course, ma'am."

"Oh, no."

"Very good. I mean,

where else can you eat"

"for 200 pounds a head?"

"You're very beautiful."

"There you go."

"Tasty bit of service, that."

"Come on, fatty, hurry up."

"I'm awfully sorry."

"Told you it was good.

Anyway, we're in a bad lunch."

"Look, Derek, forget funk rap.

It's dead."

"The kids are getting hooked

on socialism."

"And Terry's got it real bad

next year."

"OK. Let's sack the blacks

and sign the reds."

"Oi! Where's my fucking tip?!"

"Excuse me."

"Out of the way, please.

Come on. Move."

"Out of the way."

"Excuse me. Out of the way, please.

Come on."

"Move. Move it, cow."

"Move."

"Bastard!"

"Be more polite to the customers,

Alex, or you're fired."

"Shut your face."

"I'm gonna give you one more

chance."

"I want to tell you that we're all

pretty tired of your attitude."

"I mean, why can't you be more

like Mark?"

"He is aggressive, yes."

"But at least he's mysterious

about it."

" I was born

to rock and roll "

" I was built "

" For speed "

" La la la "

" La la la la "

" La la la "

" La la "

"Oh, Janice."

"Yes, Commander Fortune?"

"If the CIA calls,"

"just say I've popped out

to..."

"buy some socks."

"Very well, Commander Fortune."

"Have you seen who's

on table eight?"

"- Who?

- John Steenbeck. The movie director."

"Not the John Steenbeck,

who made Interesting Teenagers?"

"That, over there.

The good-looking one."

"My name's Steenbeck.

John Steenbeck."

"I'm casting a major motion

picture in this country."

"We're looking for someone to play the part

of the good-looking young psychopath."

"I hear you're an actor,

is that right?"

"Uh... what do you mean,

actor?"

"Somebody who walks and talks the way

I want. Then I photograph them."

"Well, uh, I walk and I talk"

"any damn way I choose."

"Excuse me.

Are you ready to order?"

"What I really find most interesting

is he's got that sort of face"

"where you're not quite sure

what he's gonna do next."

"- It's most unnerving.

- Oh, he's wonderful!"

"Listen, honey. If you're looking for

new, young, violent faces in the cinema,"

"then I think you'd better look at mine

because I'm up to here in social grievances."

"Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're

just not what we're looking for."

"Oh, no! This is the man we're

interested in! This one is the pits!"

"Oh, but I can be ever so

unnerving. Look!"

"You've carried yourself

once too often, Alex."

"- You're fired!"

"Bye!"

"Phase four."

"It's all good stuff."

"- Suicide mission, is it?

- Yes."

"So I, um, shan't be seeing

you again then."

"No."

"All right."

"Yes. I've got no money,

and nowhere to live."

"But at least I've still got

all my friends."

"Oh, really?"

"Well, couldn't I sleep in that

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