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Easy to Wed Page #5
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1946
- 106 min
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Look, Gladdy, darling,
it won't be a real marriage.
All you do is go to
a justice of the peace, say, "I do..."
What do you mean it won't be real?
If I say, "I do," he says, "I do"...
...and the judge says,
"You bet you do," we're hitched.
Include me out. I'll have no part of it.
And neither will I.
- Here's your contract, Haggerty.
- Now, wait, wait.
You can't walk out on me.
You know the spot I'm in.
I'm sorry, Warren.
Well, look, couldn't we hire some girl
just to pose as your wife?
She catches you with the Allenbury dame
and we spread her all over the front page.
And maybe we can scare the Allenburys
into dropping the suit.
Well, it won't work legally,
but if you wanna take that chance.
I gotta take it. You hear that, Gladdy?
All you gotta do is pose for some pictures
and we scare the Allenburys.
What? What do you mean my picture
will scare the Allenburys?
All I mean is you go through the motions
of the wedding while Spike takes pictures.
I know a justice of the peace
who will play along.
You go through with the ceremony and he
forgets to sign the marriage certificate.
It's no dice, Gladdy. It's a phony.
Then Chandler goes his way,
you go your way...
...I go your way and everything clicks.
Oh, you gotta do this for me, Gladdy.
You just got to.
Brother, the things I do
for that newspaper.
- Let's go.
- Yes, let's.
Come on, Spike. Come on.
You wanna be late for the wedding?
You're really gonna get hitched.
Congra...
Not me. Chandler. Chandler and Gladdy.
Gladdy? Why, that's your girl.
Oh, I get it. It's a phony.
That's what they think,
but this is on the level.
Chandler wants a wife
and I'm gonna see that he gets one.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
- Well, aren't you going to kiss the bride?
- Oh, of course.
- May I kiss the bride?
- Why not? Everybody else is.
Well, aren't you going to kiss the bride?
Oh, yeah.
He's a friend of the family's.
A very old friend.
I hate to disturb this friendly gesture,
but I have to catch a plane to Mexico.
So you're spending your honeymoon
in Mexico, eh?
Oh, I am. She's been there before.
- Well, here's your marriage certificate.
- Thank you.
- How much do I owe you?
- Well, anything you think it's worth.
There's $2.
Goodbye. Well, let's go.
this little certificate.
You may want it for your hope chest.
Hey, wait a minute. He signed it.
- He signed it.
- He signed it?
Well, what do you know?
Why, you double-crossing...
Here you are, Dolan.
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