Easy to Wed Page #4
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1946
- 106 min
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...stipulates six months' salary
in advance, plus all my expenses.
- Let's forget the whole thing.
- Yeah, let's. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
You ought to be arrested for extortion.
The boys tell me
you want a job with the band.
I'm sorry but we're all filled up.
Thanks, Dick, but I've just signed
with Mr. Haggerty.
Okay.
- You're broke.
- You're crazy.
Why, you dirty, no-good,
double-crossing...
Oh, take it easy, Haggerty.
You'll get your money's worth.
Now, here's the plan.
The Allenburys are in Mexico City.
I'll take a plane down there,
register at the same hotel, meet the girl.
Perhaps she comes to my room.
- What?
- Just for a cocktail, of course.
All perfectly innocent to her,
to me, to everybody at the hotel...
...except to our private detective
who wires my wife.
You got a wife?
Well, not of my own, but we'll hire
some attractive girl to marry me.
And when the time comes, she stages
a scene over her erring husband...
...sues Connie
for alienation of affection.
Sensational.
We called Connie a husband stealer.
She denied it. We duplicate the situation.
This time, she does steal a husband.
This time we're on the beam.
Let her go with a suit after that
and see what she'll collect.
We gotta get a girl
for you to marry.
But it's gonna be somebody we can trust.
Wait a minute.
I've got the girl, the very girl.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
- Nice legs.
- You keep her legs out of it.
They come with her, don't they?
Let's go to her dressing room.
- Do you think she'll go for this deal?
- Why, the girl's crazy about me.
All I have to do is ask.
The answer is no.
- Listen, Gladdy, l...
- You listen to me, Warren Haggerty.
but this is the end.
Marrying me off to another guy,
to this blond baboon.
Baboons are very smart.
They can do anything a man can do.
- Give me that.
- Gladys, it's just for a month.
- Maybe only 30 days.
- Well, that's 30 days too long. Listen.
just say so.
but this comes first.
It's my only chance. I'll be fired.
No other newspaper will give me
a job as an office boy, will they, Bill?
Not if they know you like I do.
Gladdy, if you remembered Ed Glover,
remember when he lost that libel suit...
...and they found his car gone over a cliff
with a revolver in his hand?
- So?
- Do you want me to kill myself, Gladys?
Not until you change your insurance.
Would I permit you to help me
if I didn't consider you practically my wife?
Would you ask your wife
to hook up with that ape?
A ape can do anything a baboon can do.
- And let's leave personalities out of this.
- Bill...
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