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Synopsis: Packard Schmidt is a burnt-out, middle-aged college English professor. In a desperate attempt to restore some sense of vitality to his lonely existence he embarks on a series of impulsive romantic exploits resulting in a cavalcade of disaster both personally and professionally. These disasters change and educate Pack and serve eventually as a meditation on the meaning and power of desire, loss, and love.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Chris Iovenko
Production: Showtime Networks Inc.
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2003
90 min
62 Views


What do you mean?

You give all the pretty girls

automatic A's.

Tracy copied her term paper

off the Internet...

and then went around bragging

about it. I couldn't believe it.

You didn't catch her.

Did you know what

your nickname at school was?

Doctor Dirty Jokes, right?

Oh, yeah. They used to call you

"Professor Pack of Sh*t".

So make yourself comfortable.

Just don't get under the covers.

Oh, Christ!

I don't know about this.

Are you going somewhere?

Your orgasm...

Was it real?

Yeah... Sure.

Of course, Pack.

Sally, I don't mean to lecture you,

but what are you doing here?

- I can ask you the same thing.

- No, seriously.

What will become

of you if you stay here?

Look...

Look, you paid to f*** and I'm tired

of chatting, so our session's over.

- I could help you if you'd let me.

- Right.

You could come and stay for a while

until you're back on your feet.

I mean it.

I'd eat you alive.

You really should go.

Your time's up.

Sally...

No kissing.

It spreads germs.

It's a souvenir

to mark your first time here.

It goes on your key ring.

Yeah, I'll trade you.

Well, thanks, honey.

Hello?

Hi, Frank.

Sally, is that you?

- Did Dr. Schmidt find you?

- Yeah, yeah. He did.

Oh, Sally.

It's strange.

He didn't call me and tell me.

But that doesn't matter.

Never mind.

It's just so good

to hear your voice again.

I miss you so much.

I'm going to come home

for Christmas.

Oh, Sally.

That's wonderful!

That's wonderful, Sally.

You're really going to like

your Christmas present.

Sweetheart, forget the presents.

You coming home

is gift enough for me.

- It'll just be so nice to see you.

- I gotta go.

I love you.

I'd like to begin our discussion

of erotic images in Milton...

by starting

with a brief presentation...

matched with selected images.

"But come thou Goddess

Fair and free

In heaven ycleped Euphrosyne

And by Men Heart. easing...

Mirth

Whom lovely Venus at a birth

So rosy, so pink"

May I help you, ma'am?

Yeah. Is Pack here?

In Boticelli's Venus...

of the shell, and the water and this

fertile flowing fag and sexuality.

Hey, Sally!

Who is that?

Why are we running?

Sally!

I have to talk to you.

May I ask you the nature

of this intrusion?

Officer?

We're getting complaints about

girls working out of the casinos.

Donnie, I'm not working.

Oh, really?

Maybe I'll believe that.

So you must be her father,

am I right?

Pleased to meet you, sir.

Actually,

I'm a friend of the family.

Right, of course.

The old friend of the family.

I'm not f***ing working!

What are you doing

for a living now?

I'm a registered hostess in Clark

County, license number HE148976.

Let's see your sheriff's card.

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