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That was awkward.
You're not kidding.
your door at 3:
00 a.m.,put some pants on!
Hey, wait a second.
That's where I met Fraida Felcher.
She worked at the funeral parlor
where they buried Pee-Stain.
Wow.
Think about it.
If I hadn't sold that
crotch rocket to Pee-Stain,
you wouldn't have a bastard child
who's gonna save your life.
God's got a pretty warped
sense of humor, huh?
Yeah. I bet he smokes weed.
Otherwise, why would he put
our testicles outside our bodies
Ow!
Bush club!
What are you doing, Lloyd?
I'm about to meet my kid!
Sorry, Har.
Bushes like that don't
Excuse me, sir. Is Fraida working today?
I'm Fraida. Oh.
Sorry for the confusion.
We meant your smoking-hot
daughter, Fraida Junior.
There is no Fraida Junior.
I'm the only Fraida in the family.
have given us a fake name.
Look, guys, it's me,
Fraida Felcher.
Yeah, right.
Like we'd be fighting
No offense.
Harry.
Lloyd.
I'm gonna say this one more time.
I'm Fraida.
Tattoo.
Oh. yeah?
Then show us your tattoo. Mmm-hmm.
Because Fraida had a cute
little smiley face on her back
Well?
Hmm.
It's close. Mmm.
Oh. Hi, Fraida.
Oh, hey! How you been?
Have you been doing yoga?
Yeah, I'm kind of busy. Is
there a reason you guys are here?
Yes.
I just received this postcard
that you sent me 22 years ago.
You better come in.
So, did you, uh, ever have the baby?
I had a daughter. Named her Fanny.
You hear that, Har? A little girl.
Fanny Felcher! Ow!
Are you all right? Uh, bad back.
Oh, I have so many questions for you.
Like?
For starters, how was the pregnancy?
Was it a tough one? Did
they have to saw you open?
Whoa, Har. Dial it down!
miracle of childbirth here.
What my insensitive friend meant was,
did you have a C-section
or were you able to have
the baby au snatch-urel?
It went smoothly.
So, uh, where is she?
Can I meet her?
I gave her up for adoption.
What?
Why? Because I was broke and scared.
I regretted it as soon as I did it.
But it was too late.
I'd already signed away all my rights.
I wrote her a letter.
Wait here.
What do we do now?
What do you mean, "What do we do now?"
I mean, at this exact moment
in time, what do we do?
Harry, don't you hear that?
It's the fat lady singing.
It's over!
I need something to drink.
But... Harry, enough!
We tried and we failed!
As Vince Lombardi used to say,
you gotta know when to quit!
Hey, you should pick out one of
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