Due Date Page #5
-Dad!
-l'm sorry. I got it. I got it, I got it.
Okay. God Almighty, holy moly.
It's like l'm traveling with a child.
-Did you use the restroom?
-l need to take a pee-pee.
[LINE RINGS]
SARAH:
Peter?-Crisis averted, l'm driving.
-Driving how?
-Let me talk to her.
With a guy-- Please don't.
With a guy that l met in a rent-a-car.
with a guy you just met?
Say hi to--
Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay.
I'm riding with Peter. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
Good, good. l wanted to let you know
I have your package, and he is A-okay.
And I will have him
delivered by Thursday.
Thank you so much.
Hey, Sarah? One other thing.
Do you have a hairdresser out West?
I got this killer perm,
I'm sorry, did you say
that you have a perm?
Yeah, a perm. Like a permanent.
PETER:
It's heinous.ETHAN:
Do you mind?-Can l just talk to my husband, please?
-Yeah. Okay, hold on.
-She wants to talk to you.
-l know.
-So that's what l'm dealing with.
-Oh, my God.
PETER:
Yep. God bless us all.
[BUZZES]
-Stop worrying.
-l'm not worried.
She's very legitimate.
I found her on Craigslist.
WOMAN:
Who is it?
Fantastic.
ETHAN:
Hi. lt's Ethan. I called you earlier.
Honestly, like two minutes, okay?
Just buy it and then go.
-Hey.
-Hi.
-That was fast.
-Yeah, we were very close.
I'm Ethan, this is Peter.
-Are you a cop?
-Why? Are you not a licensed pharmacist?
Okay, you just look really official.
And you know if l ask you if you're a cop
and you are a cop, you have to say yes.
That's a myth. That's actually incorrect.
But l'm not.
-No, he's an architect.
-l'm an architect. So....
-Wait, it's a myth?
-Yeah.
Sh*t! I did not know that
this whole f***ing time.
-That's good news.
-You're f***ing scary, is what you are.
-Come in. The pharmacy's in the kitchen.
-Thank you.
Hey, Peter, can you watch my kids just for
five minutes, while we han-- You know.
-Real quick.
-Thanks.
Who are you?
I'm Peter.
I'm Alex. This is Patrick.
Great. Alex. Mommy gave you
a boy's name.
What's that supposed to mean?
Alex is also a name for a boy.
So your mom kind of screwed you.
Sorry, my hand slipped.
That one l just got in. lt's an Afghan blend
of Wild Widow and AK-47.
You know, I'm not crazy about blends.
I find that the high is a bit shapeless.
A purist. Well, that's cool.
You'd probably love Northern Lights.
I mean, this has got great body.
It smokes like a f***ing dream.
Oh, that's just Barry.
He's renting a room from me.
Hey, Barry. How you doing? I'm Ethan.
Listen, did you remember to TiVo
Judge Mathis?
HElDI:
Yeah. lt's on there,if you just look at the menu.
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