Due Date Page #3
because my hands were full.
You know, I had this thing in my hand.
-What kind of car did you get?
-l didn't, because I don't have a license...
...because it's in my wallet
that's on the.... Right?
Oh, shoot. What a bummer.
Yeah, bummer.
Thanks for the doll.
F***ing idiot.
Hey, you wanna ride with us?
No, I'm fine.
I'm not really a big dog person.
Look, l know we got off
on the wrong foot.
But l have a really great personality
once you get to know me.
Yeah, l'm sure you do.
I got 90 friends on Facebook.
Twelve pending, but I got 90 friends.
I'll cover expenses.
You can pay me back
when we get to Hollywood.
PETER:
L.A.ETHAN:
Huh?It's not called Hollywood.
It's Los Angeles.
Yeah, but l'm going to Hollywood.
What's your name?
Peter.
My name's Ethan. Ethan Tremblay.
And this little guy...
...this little butterball...
...this is Sonny.
And we would be honored
to have you ride with us. Come on.
It'll be fun.
JK. LOL.
HI. "Hop in."
Life's weird, isn't it? Buckle up.
ETHAN:
You have any brothers or sisters?PETER:
No.ETHAN:
You have a dog?PETER:
Nope.Let me ask you this:
What's your favorite color?
-Blue.
-That's so cool. Mine's green.
Wow.
-Do you like hot dogs?
-Yes, I do.
I'm more of a corn-dog man, myself.
I once ate a foot-long corn dog
on a nude beach.
I'll never do that again.
-At what age did you lose your virginity?
-l was 9 years old.
-Boy.
Great gal. Great gal.
Sheila Pimples.
I'm getting a headache,
not because of you.
It's just, l'm under a lot of pressure.
My wife and l are having a baby.
-On Friday. That's who the monkey's for.
-Oh, really?
-Yep. C-section.
-That's sweet.
-So if we could just.... Thanks.
-l understand. God, l totally understand.
I was supposed to meet
Luckily, he postponed.
-So you're an actor.
-Yep.
Yep. You know what?
In fact, l wouldn't mind having
a fresh pair of eyes--
Hey, hey, hey.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
My apologies. Look at this.
-Okay. If you'd just look at the road.
-l got it.
-Oh, your headshots.
-Headshots.
This one, this is a laid-back guy
with a Hawaiian shirt...
...but he packs a piece.
-lnteresting.
-Yep.
This one was my father's favorite.
He says it really showed my spirit.
And l agree with him.
PETER:
What's that, a--?
That's a gang member,
a construction worker, and....
And a nerd. A professor.
No. I'm Malcolm X.
He thinks he's human. So stupid.
What brought you to Atlanta?
Business or pleasure?
-Business.
-Business.
What kind of business?
Architecture.
-How'd you get into architecture?
-College. Anything else?
-Because I'm trying to--
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