Drones Page #3

Stop buffering.

Just stop buffering.

Oh God.

Good. Thank God.

- I'm getting some more coffee.

- Not right now, ma'am.

We've got to watch this.

- You want anything?

- Cream, two sugars,

maybe a skosh of nutmeg.

I'd be happy

to dump it on your head.

This is part

of our mission, ma'am.

Any activity in

and/or around the hut,

we are required to take note.

Oh, go, Ali.

Is zooming in part

of our mission, too?

Don't worry, lieutenant.

He's almost done.

Two, one,

blastoff.

You think she came too?

I think she faked it.

Ha! You're funny.

I didn't expect that.

I can't believe we can see

this much from five Miles up.

He does not care about

those low-hanging fruits.

He loves her

just the way she is.

Okay, airman, that's enough.

If you need to go behind the trailer

and beat off, don't let me stop you.

Yeah. I need

better visuals for that.

Yeah, stick around, maybe you'll get some.

Stepping out.

You know, you couldn't

do that in an f-22.

Yeah,

but the air conditioning would work.

Just a sec.

Pbbbb.

All yours, ma'am.

Congrats on getting hasan.

Thanks. It's kind of hard

to miss 'em on the open road,

but I did splatter his ass

halfway across the desert.

- So what'd I miss?

- Oh, you know,

some more hot arab smooching.

I was thinking we should

put this on YouTube.

You know, a middle-aged guy actually

enjoys making sweet love to his ugly wife.

Hey, he's not exactly

Allah's gift to women.

I mean, chicks don't

really care about looks.

- Sure about that?

- Not like guys.

I mean, my dad left

my mom when I was three,

and I tracked him down

about a year ago.

So I asked him,

"why'd you do it?

Why'd you leave my mom?"

And he looks at me,

"'cause she's

a f***ing porker."

Now, I love my mom...

don't get me wrong...

but what could I say to that?

My mom makes lady Abdul over

here look like Cleopatra.

I bet your mom's not fat.

Some movement here.

Oh, look at that!

Caught in the act.

Look at 'em pulling up the blanket.

Do you think the kids actually

know what's going on?

What are they doing?

Did you ever see

your parents going at it?

I saw my mom

with a couple of guys.

She would forget to shut

the door when I was a kid,

which was f***ing gross.

Shut the door.

Holy f***. I know

what that banner is.

You know how to read

arabic, pashtun or whatever?

I don't have to.

Who are those kids?

Those are their grandkids,

I think. Yeah.

Yeah, that's mahmoud's children.

Whenever my dad was

coming back from somewhere,

David and I would make a banner

like that to welcome him home.

Lieutenant,

you're f***ing awesome.

Base operations,

this is reaper 13,

- airman bowles.

- Airman bowles, this is command.

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