Dr. Cabbie Page #4
Yeah, you and me both.
We've now got more Ph. D.'s
in here than Harvard.
Sir?
Hmm...
- I don't mean to be rude,
but how are you treating your cancer?
Oh, what the hell'?
The anti-nausea pills...
Look, I'm not an oncologist,
but I can still help.
Yeah! OK...
I have lung cancer.
Chemo didn't work.
- I'm sorry!
- Oh, don't be sorry.
I'm the one who smoked.
Come over here.
Baby... OK!
Right there!
Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot.
- Yes, yes!
No drinking, no drugs.
- No!
- No sex.
I got eyes in every cab!
Shut up!
Don't smile!
Deepu! You're not a cabbie!
You're a doctor!
- And why do you have to move out?
Because of what I said?
- You guys won't get it!
What?
Uncle, you were right.
No job here is too big or too small.
And, Ma, I have to find my own way now.
until he becomes the path itself.
with the blessings
of the elephant god, Ganesh.
May it bring you all the happiness
that it's brought to me.
- Oh, Auntie! Thank you!
You're the best!
See you, Uncle Vijay.
Huh?
mo?
'Huh?
- Do it! Come on!
- Huh!
Bye, Mom.
Never tell anyone that you're a cabbie.
And if you see anyone who looks like family,
don't you dare stop for them!
- "Hey Meat Ball"?
- Welcome home, boss!
Hey, Bruno!
Hey! This is Deepak
who I told you about.
- Ah!
- He's gonna be our landlord.
So, this is your new roommate?
- Are we sharing a room?
- We're sharing a bed.
But it's OK. It doesn't matter!
And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi!
- Hello, Mimi!
- Hi!
- This guy can check you out anytime.
He's a doctor!
Ah! Dottore!
- From India!
- Ah, India! Come sit! Sit!
Ah! This guy always
banging chicks in the room.
I tell him, "No banging chicks in the room!"
- Why do you bang...
- First, you bang the chicks in the room,
then you wanna bang a guy.
What next? You wanna bang me?
- No!
- Sir, there will be hanky-panky.
- Yeah!
- No banging!
Dottore,
you gotta try today's special!
- Ah!
- My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah!
Mimi!
- Huh'.7
- Two special, huh?
- Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh!
Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian.
- Vegetarian?
- Yes, but Tony isn't! He...
- Hey, I... I don't want no octopussy.
Why don't you eat the octopussy?
You don't want my daughter's octopussy?
You, dottore!
You will love my daughter's...
- Yeah, you'll love the octopussy!
- Sir, I don't eat meat.
- Why you not want
my daughter's octopussy?
Dirty guys!
You think I talk about her VJ?
I have an Uncle Vijay!
- Your uncle has a VJ?
No, no! His uncle is Vijay.
Yes!
Your uncle is your auntie?
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