Dr. Cabbie Page #3

- Come on!

- Huh'? Huh'?

Wow! This one will surely impress!

- Ugh!

- Go, go, go!

- This, Uncle?

- Go!

Uncle...

Good evening, doctor!

Hi!

- Yes, yes!

- It's cute!

Cute!

Uh... we're happy to offer you

our breast...

I mean...

You're a downright idiot!

Don't touch her breasts!

- It's OK, I'm a doctor!

- So am I!

I'm so sorry!

Calm down!

I'm 30...

It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!

- No, no, no! Don't go!

- I'm sorry!

- We're never eating here again!

- Please don't go!

Punjabi perverts!

- What's wrong with you?

You can't even serve lobster?

What idiot made you a doctor?

- Do you think I came here

to work in your shitty restaurant?

Keep your stupid hat!

- Fifteen years I've slogged

to get where I am!

And you want everything in 15 days?

- A little lower!

- Mmm!

- What up, doctor?

- Tony? I need a drink.

So, I'm fighting this lobster,

and the husband says,

"Don't touch my wife's b*obs!"

I'm like,

"Your wife has b*obs in her lobster!"

- Take my wiener! Take my wiener!

Touch it!

With your mouth! Take the wiener!

- I don't want it!

- He doesn't want it.

Give it to me.

- Tell me one thing.

Why are you such an elitist?

Why don't you wanna join us?

You think you're too good to be a cabbie?

Join us! Be a cabbie like us!

- Cabbie, me?

- OK, so what, this guy's saying

he's better off wearing stupid hats,

looking at boobies, putting stupid lobsters

in there, looking around!

- Listen, I don't know anything

about lobsters, OK,

but I heard Tony has crabs.

- Whoa!

- Ah!

You wanna see my crabs?

Come, come! You like seafood?

I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now!

- Simone!

- Hmm, what's up?

Where did you find this lowlife?

- I saw his blue balls

hanging off the back of his cab,

and I just felt so sorry for him!

Hey, hey, hey!

Guys, I should... I should go.

- Go, yeah! What you should do

is come to work with me tomorrow!

- Yeah!

- Come on! Come just pan-time!

Guys, I'm a doctor!

I'm a Ph. D. in psychology.

- Physics graduate!

Beijing U.

And Tony graduated from driving school!

- I didn't wanna study

like all you idiots, OK?

I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie.

I'm just not a d*ckhead!

I guess that's me:

Dr. D*ckhead!

D*ckhead! D*ckhead! D*ckhead!

What up, Pete?

Leave me hangin', bro!

This is, uh, Deepak,

who I told you about.

He comes from 3 generations

of the finest cabbies.

And, uh, this is our boss, Pete.

He comes from 3 generations

of the smelliest, grumpy fans.

What the hell are you still doing here?

I love you too!

Doctor, huh?

Hmm!

Well, son, like we haven't seen

one of those in here before.

- Sir, these days I feel like a victim

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