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-We're not in the Marines any more.

Oh, and what did we do at Desert Storm?

-We fought small guys wearing big shoes.

Next time just stay out of my affairs.

I can handle myself. -All right.

Hey. Next time, I want your opinion,

I'll rattle your cage.

All right, that's it.

You better have insurance, pal.

I don't need insurance. You do.

-Damn right.

Why didn't you help me, man?

-Well, I figured you're a grown man.

Are you ok? -There's a ringing.

-My phone.

I'll get you an aspirin.

-Jeff here. Right.

Hey, we got an emergency.

-It's ok, she's getting me an aspirin.

No, I'm not talking about you, I mean

the Millennium Building. -Oh, what?

You know that big building. You know,

New York's most famous landmark.

Right, I know, and it's very high.

-Yeah, most skyscrapers are.

Now, come on get on your feet.

I hope you didn't forget how to walk.

Chip.

-What?

My computer's acting weird.

You mean like me when I asked you out?

-Worse.

Impossible. Looks like a virus.

Oh sh*t, not now.

Nail the bastard, will ya?

-Yeah, let me see what I can do.

Nice warm seat.

-It's the closest you'll get.

Yeah... ok...

You want some coffee?

-No. I feel like a cappuccino machine.

Well, I'm gonna have some.

Miss Evans. Get your pretty ass

over to the Millennium Building.

Why?

-An elevator got stuck with sick women.

I'm working on that piece for women's

voting rights. -When was that?

Bit after the fact, isn't it?

Yeah, but I think it's import...

-No buts, I want 400 words by 6.

And make it juicy.

-I'll pee on them.

Hey, Barney, what happened here?

-Many women got stuck in an elevator

or something. That must be the last one

now. Poor woman. -Freddy?

I'm right here, honey.

-Where's my baby?

There were babies?

-Not when they got in. Where you going?

What's your name, ma'am? No you can

talk to me, I'm a nurse.

Was it a boy or a girl?

-I'm not gonna do you any favors.

Hey, relax. I'm just doing my job.

They gave birth?

-Two of them. There was also something

about the air-conditioning.

It got so hot, they almost suffocated.

Well, they sure looked pale to me.

This is your man.

Hi.

-I'm Dunkins. Maintenance chief.

Terrible thing that happened here.

-Don't blame us for this birth wave.

No. It was the choice of God to give

life in a stuck elevator. Who knows?

All I know, it's to get these elevators

up and run again as soon as possible.

Where did it get stuck?

-Between 21 and 22. Doors were locked.

Just came down by itself?

-Yeah. After we cut the power.

Normally we don't call you people in for

stuck elevator. We're trained for this.

Getting the people out, getting the cars

running again. Most of the time it's

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