Donald Cried Page #6

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to find out? That might be...

To be honest,

I'm not ready for it.

So...

It's fine.

I guess.

It kinda seems like

a big deal to me.

Hey, look who it is.

Look who it is.

- Oh, Jesus.

- You wanna say something?

I actually would really love...

No, no, no.

- They don't want to see us. -No,

let's not, let's not. Hey, hey, hey.

Let's... Donald, please.

Brenda?

Brenda?

- Hey.

- Hi!

- How's it going?

- Good, good. How are you?

- It's Donald.

- Yeah, yeah, I remember you.

Yeah, look who came

into town to visit me.

- Hi.

- It's Pete Latang.

Oh, wow! You look so different.

How are you?

- I'm good. How are you doing?

- I'm good.

Who's this?

Your husband?

- Yeah, this is Shawn.

- Donald.

- Hi.

- Shawn?

- That's a cool name, bro.

I like that. -Thanks.

That's f***ing cool, dude.

You look really good,

by the way.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, you look really...

She was like one of the...

One of the hot chicks.

I went to high school

with these guys.

Guys were kind

of the metal heads.

Yes, we were, yes, we were.

I just wanted to say that, like,

you look really good,

'cause I know that women can get

self-conscious after they have kids and stuff,

and I just wanted to say that

you look good.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Donald.

- Good to see you guys.

We'll make a move?

- What's that?

- You wanna make a move?

- Yeah.

- Okay, let's do that.

Well, I'm almost done.

Do you think that once we took

off I could probably get that...

You know, he asked you

to homecoming, right?

- You remember when he asked

you to homecoming? -Donald...

Um...

- No.

- No?

He asked, like, you, Tina rose,

- Melanie Gwirk.

- Oh, boy.

He asked, like,

all of the hottest girls.

- You did, but I completely

understand why. -Sorry.

I was like, "what, are

you out of your mind?

None of these girls are

going to like you."

And you know what we did? He wanted

to go on this revenge tour...

- Hey, hey...

- Don't kick me.

- We wanted to go on this revenge tour.

- Donald.

Me and him both did poop and

we both did a poop in bags...

That we did not do. We did a lot

of things, that we did not do!

Now, we should probably

get going. Let's make a move.

- We did do that.

- No, we didn't.

- Yes, we did.

- No, we didn't.

Yes, we did. We did do that. He's

embarrassed now but we did that.

We did. Swear to god we didn't.

- Swear to god?

- I swear to god we didn't.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Swear to god!

- Enough!

We did do it, bro.

Hi!

I'll get this bill.

I'll take care of it.

Hey, baby.

Great to see you guys.

You too.

Baby.

Hey.

Are you f***ing mad about that?

'Cause you f***ing

stormed out of there.

No, I'm not mad.

- It seemed like you were mad.

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