Donald Cried Page #5

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No.

What do you do in Manhattan?

- Pete?

- What?

What do you do there?

I'm in finance.

What is that?

Banking.

- Oh, sh*t! Really?

- I'm in a bank, yeah.

- So you deal with like, f***ing

serious cash and sh*t? -Sometimes.

Oh, nice, man, nice.

Do you have access to, like, the

vaults and everything like that?

Some of them.

Whoa, f***, we should, uh...

We should talk about

f***ing planning something.

- Like what?

- Like a f***ing job.

We'll f***ing rob it.

- Yeah, no.

- So we gotta make sure

we get there real f***ing early

before the sun rises.

And we'll f***ing both

kick down the f***ing door,

together we'll both

f***ing boot it in.

You f***ing hop on top of the

counter, f***ing threaten everybody,

"you better get the f*** down, or I'm

gonna start spraying this place!"

You run to the back because

you have all the codes,

all the access codes.

I'll stay out front.

Just listen for a second.

I'll stay out front.

Crowd control. You f***ing

throw me the cash,

I'll grab it. We're gonna need something

really, really fast parked outside.

I back out of the place like

this, making sure no one moves,

'cause we don't want

anyone to see our identity.

You're outside

peeling the car around,

you know how to get

around New York, right?

So you know all the access,

exit routes and stuff?

- Yeah.

- We'll be out of there.

We will never have to worry

about a thing again.

That would be f***ing cool.

- Right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It'll be great.

Are you seeing anybody?

No. I want nothing to do

with a female right now.

You remember Betsy Williams?

Yeah. Wow!

You remember her?

Real psycho.

Yeah, she's insane.

She jerked me off in the dugout.

- And you were on the lookout.

- I was the lookout.

But anyway, she jerked

me off, and we f***ed.

And I got her pregnant.

Yeah. And at that time I felt

like it was the right move.

Like, I felt like it was good for me to maybe

start a family and move forward, that way.

- Okay.

- So I quit my job,

and stayed home,

and raised the child.

But while I was doing that

she was out still partying.

She wasn't ready for

that next step, so,

she was out partying and I ended up

finding her f***ing somebody else,

who ends up being the real dad.

And his father had a biotech

company in Orlando,

and they moved down there

and I haven't seen them since.

Right now it's about

the next chapter in my life.

Right now it's a new chapter.

Starring me,

and what my future is.

So, I just am ready to move on

there, so I wouldn't even sweat it.

Do you know

that's definitely not your kid?

Did you get it tested?

Like a DNA test?

She told me.

You didn't want to get tested

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