Dom Hemingway Page #5

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He's gonna make Blinis out of

me balls and no one will care.

- Fontaine's not gonna kill you.

- He could.

No one would give a toss,

not even me own daughter.

I would give a toss. She would too.

12 years, Dickie, 12 years for

that money and I just blew it.

You apologise to him.

You be a gentleman and

he'll be a gentleman.

It'll be all right.

Yeah? You promise?

Yes. But you don't insult his girl.

You don't call him f***ing Ivana,

you don't call him Anal-toli

and you don't let him

see your pecker!

You thank your goddamn lucky stars

that he's a kind and gracious man.

Do you understand?

- Yeah...

- Do you understand?

- Yeah.

- Cos I ain't burying your body out here.

I'm too f***ing old and I

didn't bring the right shoes.

Sorry I'm late.

And sorry I was such a c*nt.

You must be Ivan's lady friend.

You're a vision. You're an angel.

Again, Ivan, Mr Fontaine,

sorry.

Me and, er, drink don't

always dance well together.

I acted up. I acted outrageous.

Sorry.

Sorry I'm late for your dinner

and sorry about before.

When you were a c*nt?

Yeah, when I was a c*nt.

Dom, it is water under the bridge.

You are forgiven.

- Thank you.

- Now, sit, sit.

Dinner is ready. The

rabbit is getting cold.

Fantastic.

I'm starving.

Everyone sit.

Get comfortable, please.

Because you so enjoyed

the rabbit, Dom,

I have a real treat for you.

We were two friends in love

Fanette and I

The empty beach was

warm and sleepy in July

Isn't she great, Dom?

She likes singing almost as

much as she likes my money.

Fanette each day

You know I could have killed you for

saying what you did today, Dom?

Yeah, I do.

She was

She was as beautiful

as rainbows in the sky

She was so beautiful

and not at all am I

When I was 14,

my very best friend in the world

was riding his bicycle and

he accidentally crashed

into this girl I liked.

Her name was Tatiana.

We went to school together,

though we hadn't ever talked.

But I liked her from afar.

Anyway, my best friend

accidentally crashed into her.

She got banged up,

got a black eye, crying,

the whole thing.

I went over to my friend, took

the bike from him, lifted it up

and smashed it over his head.

Then I stomped on his hand with my

boot until every bone was broken.

Then I took a rock

and smashed it so

hard into his face,

he not only lost most of his teeth

but most of his jaw as well.

This, Dom

is what I did to my best friend

for having a f***ing accident

involving a girl I hadn't

even ever talked to.

Now,

do you know why I didn't do

anything to you today, Dom?

Do you?

Cos,

you're a kind and gracious man.

Yes, that, but really because

after everything has

been said and done

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