Doghouse Page #3
- Well... I did say...
- You f***in' idiot.
- Listen, man, I know where the key is!
Jesus! This gets better and better.
I might just stay on the minibus
and wait for the return trip.
Gentlemen, you are all past
the point of no return.
Oh, for f***'s sake, Mikey.
It's not me. It's not me!
Hello? Yeah...
I told you I'd sign the papers.
Solicitors always say that.
I can't do nothing today.
I'm not in London.
Moodley... Moodley!
What do you mean it's a sh*t hole?
Hello? Hello?
Not my PS...
That's it. Give us that f***ing thing.
I've had enough of this!
- I'm not having this.
- What are you gonna do?
- All the phones, off, in this bag.
- What?!
- OK? All of you. Come on!
- No, no, no, no.
Getting away from it all doesn't include
spousal abuse by T-Mobile.
- See you, darling.
- I need to ring my mum.
- You've got mine already.
- In the bag, sunshine.
- Ladies first.
- After you, then.
All right.
Mikey?! Is this it?
- Please tell me you took a wrong turn.
- Told you the place was a dead end.
Is that it? Is this?
Mikey!
We're in the middle of f***in' nowhere.
I'd leave all that, Mikey,
till we've done a bit of reconnaissance.
- We might not be staying.
- What do you mean not staying?
I'm off the clock for half an hour,
then I'm leaving...
...with or without you.
Fiddlesticks!
On your head!
- What the f*** are you doing?
- You idiot!
I'm sure this place used to be bigger
when I was, err... little.
Looks like the whole village
has f***ed off with your nan.
Where's all the women, then?
When were you last here, Mikey?
- Well, it's been a few years.
- Right, come on. First things first.
Mikey, you break into your nan's house
and make sure I've got a bed for tonight.
The rest of us can get the beers in
at the... Cock & Bull,
starts looking like Barbados.
And someone
go get Candy down for a drink.
I'll go.
Neil, if she sees you,
she's liable to drive away with our stuff.
What are you talking about?
Women love me.
Really
You are a long way from
your sports car, though, aren't you?
I'm gonna go for a slash.
Get us a pint of the usual.
Oh, no, put your money away, Neil.
My shout
Knob.
Wow...
"Vote Meg Nut".
Meg Nut... Nut-meg...
"Sponsored by Wundawash. "
Ew!
Oh, sh*t.
Ew!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, thank you, gnomie.
Hello?
I can't believe we jumped
on one of Mikey's schemes.
- His heart's in the right place.
- Shame his head is up his arse.
Come on, Pat.
Liven yourself up. Get 'em in.
Neil, Do you see any bar staff?
I think I just saw one in the khazi,
chucking up.
- Maybe they're all sick.
- What the f*** is that horrible stench?
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