Dinner for Schmucks Page #5
Well, to the victor go the spoils.
You know my family crest.
Our motto continues to inspire.
- Ad Victorem Spolias.
- Fantastic.
- Well, shall we?
- Yeah.
Join us.
So you follow the art world,
Mr. Conrad?
I try to. My girlfriend runs
I would love to meet her.
We must have brunch tomorrow.
Sounds perfect.
I'll have my assistant
make the arrangements.
OK, what the hell just happened?
This guys supposed to be my client.
- You're still just an analyst...
- No, no, this is better.
I didn't know it was
going to be a double date.
Tim's the only one here who
isn't divorced or dating a hooker.
This guy wants to invest $100 million.
Don't mess it up. We need this.
Well, the sixth floor steps up.
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
Hey, rooting for you, buddy, Good luck.
- My girlfriend's not a hooker.
- She tried to give me a BJ.
If she didn't ask for money,
then she's not a hooker, is she?
She asked me for money.
It wasn't that expensive, either.
I still had a ton of singles left over
from your sister's birthday party.
Hey, is Cinnamon a family name?
- Hey, honey.
- Hey!
Glad you're still here. Look,
don't make plans tomorrow morning.
Why?
How'd you like to have brunch
with a fascinating Swiss couple?
- OK.
- She's an art collector
and he's got a lot of money.
- I need you. This is huge.
- it's huge?
- Really huge.
- What's this?
What is this?
That's a...
It's a mouse dressed like Jesus.
This guy that I ran into today,
he makes them.
He's amazing.
He's some kind of artisan.
Really? Are you doing that dinner?
No.
- Hey, come on.
- No, not when you're lying to me.
- So?
Fender, as in Fender Financial?
The you I know
would have just said no.
The me that you know did say no.
But the me that you don't know
had to say yes.
- The you I don't know?
- Yes.
Look, there's you
and the me that you know.
And we love each other
and we have a wonderful life.
But then there's the me
that you don't know.
And the me that you don't know
has to do things sometimes so that you
and the me that you know
can live in this nice apartment,
and eat at nice restaurants
and go to Cabo for Christmas.
- He takes care of us.
- You know what?
There should not be
any you I don't know.
But there is.
You might not like him.
I don't like him.
I hate him! But we need him.
- You know? It's like the CIA.
- The CIA?
The CIA does some pretty funky,
nasty stuff in the shadows,
but I, for one, am glad they're there.
The CIA doesn't invite people to dinner
- to make fun of them.
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