Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Page #5
And, Dickie,
they don't give out giant Rob
Reiner parts to guys like us.
And I'll bet you
a thousand dollars...
I'll make it a hundred dollars...
and the actual football we used
to hit Marcia in the face with
in that "Oh, My Nose, My Nose"
episode,
Hold, please.
No freakin' way.
Go for Dickie.
"Go for Dickie."
Brendan.
Of course I can meet Rob
Reiner tomorrow at noon.
You're the coolest.
You came through.
Thank you.
Oh, my God! He did it!
Sidney, this is the big one.
I'm telling you, I can feel it.
Thanks for letting me
use your car.
You go, son. Go.
You hang on to that energy.
Oh, I will. I'm going
to nail this bastard.
All right, now, remember:
You believe, you'll receive.
You doubt, you'll go without.
Oh, here's my song.
I got to go.
It is the night
My body's weak
I'm on the run,
no time to sleep
Word to your mother.
I'm going to ride
Ride like the wind
To be a star again
Changing the words,
not the vibe.
Whoo-hoo! This part is mine!
Boom.
Hold the door!
Okay.
Hold it.
I've got it.
Ooh!
Oh.
Hello?
Of course.
It's just I couldn't
be late to see Rob.
Yikes! I mean, not yikes.
I mean, what bump?
Hey, are these
Mr. Blake's Backyard?
Can I have one?
Everybody in town
is dying to read it,
but this script is on a
complete and total lockdown.
However...
I'll sneak you a copy
'cause I recognize
you from that TV show.
- Ooh, you will?
- Sure.
Although you'll have to wait
until hell freezes over,
a**hole!
Yes?
Yeah.
Mr. Reiner will see you now.
Okay.
Dickie Roberts!
This is nucking futs!
Say it.
This is nucking futs!
Hilarious.
Now say it in Spanish.
Aw, I'm kidding ya.
So Nicholson says
to Tom Cruise...
you know, in that...
that Jack voice of his...
"That Demi Moore
is a really good actress.
"We should re-title the movie
A Few Good Men and One Damn,
Hot Chick with Huge B*obs."
Didn't I see you
parking cars
at Morton's Restaurant?
Me?
Yes, you did.
I'm researching
a role for a movie,
and that movie
But you know what?
If I got your movie, I'd turn
that thing down. Who cares?
So this part...
I mean, you are exactly
the height that I imagined.
You have the right build,
the right hair,
Know this:
I will do any form
to change my appearance
to help the look.
But... and this
is a very big but...
this is a huge acting part.
I mean, the entire movie
hinges on this performance.
And, Dickie, I just don't think
I mean, because, well...
because you're
not a real person.
Not real?
I don't mean to insult you.
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