Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Page #4
So, my good buddy...
maybe you've heard of him-
Jorge of the Jungle...
Brendan Frazier.
Oh, you heard me.
I didn't stutter.
Brendan Frazier is
going to make a call...
hook me up with Rob Reiner.
Did Mr. Frazier call you?
I'll believe it when I see it.
Okay, I raise ten bucks.
Actually, one buck
and the original
braces that Marcia wore
in the "Brace Yourself"
episode...
easily worth
nine bucks on eBay.
Gross. I'm in.
All right, I'm in.
All right,
speaking of big stars,
anybody see who People Magazine
gave "Sexiest Man Alive" to?
George Clooney.
Don't get it.
George Clooney?
That doesn't make sense.
Who is voting on that stuff?
You know what, though?
George Clooney is a great star.
He's huge, and deservedly so.
I loved that boat movie.
You know who I don't
get is Brad Pitt.
Yeah, what's up with Brad Pitt?
Brad Pitt changes
his hair every day.
with great hair,
pretty faces
and built like a truck?
- Yeah.
- Actually, yeah.
You know, one time,
someone thought I was
Brad Pitt from the side.
Yeah, I know, like, 20 people
who thought you were a girl
and not from the side.
Watch it.
I raise two bucks
with this authentic replica
of the jinxed
Tiki idol
from the Brady episode
"Hawaii Bound."
Easily worth two bucks on eBay.
I am out.
Yeah, I'm out.
I'm out.
There's your two.
And you know who I don't get?
Vin Diesel.
Oh, yes!
Who's Vin Diesel?
Is he good-Iooking?
I mean, I don't know
what's going on with him.
Is he Chinese?
I don't know.
That's so horrible, man.
You're such a dick.
Besides, he'd kick your ass.
Come on, Dickie.
How jealous can you get, really?
It's getting bad.
Vin Diesel's actually
a cool guy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
He actually lent me money once.
I just want to be a star again
so goddamn bad.
What's the thing
you miss the most, Dickie?
You know what?
It's not the limos.
Oh, I miss the limos.
It's not the girls,
the money, the parties...
The girls, the money,
the parties...
No, wait.
Seriously, you guys had limos?
You know what?
It's not that stuff I miss.
It's something else.
It's... it's something
I miss so bad it hurts.
I just miss the love, you know?
I miss...
My mom loved me
when I was a star,
when I was a star.
it gives you a center.
It makes you feel good inside.
That's what being a star
did for me.
But you know what?
It's all going to happen.
I got my fingers crossed.
I got my hopes up
for this Rob Reiner thing.
Anyway... back to work.
Two pair, Williams.
Read it and weep.
Uh-uh-uh!
What are you, nucking futs?
Four of a kind.
You lose.
Oh, man.
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