Dick Figures: The Movie Page #3
See, how would you have
any fun without me?
- Reading is fun.
- Your mom's fun.
Ha, ha, ha.
Now let's find ourselves
a boat.
- How about this one?
It's perfect.
- Dude, let's just
get on that one.
- No way!
Have you seen how awesome
this thing is?
The guns have guns.
- This one's got b*obs
and beer.
Red?
- B*obs and beer!
- Holt, bro.
dudettes only!
Hmm.
Oh, holy sh*t!
You're that freshman
15 dude, dude.
Didn't you, like, nail 15
freshman chicks in, like, one
"ism?
- Naked party!
- Here we go!
Woo!
Oh, sh*t!
That's, like, four!
- F*** my life!
- Oh, yeah.
That was back in my
college years.
Can't believe this, only 15.
- Yes, bro.
Yes!
That what I'm talking about!
Dude, welcome aboard
bro dude bro.
Keg's on the poop deck, babes
on the port side.
Watch out for Neptune.
- Mm.
Mm.
Ahh!
Party foul!
Aw.
- Whoa!
Titties, here I come!
- Oh, wow.
That was away easy.
- Halt, bro!
This party train's sailing for
Port Cool so consider yourself
the third wheel.
- Wait.
But I thought we were cool?
- You thought thinking
was cool?
Dude?
- What the hell?
- Sorry, dude!
Should have banged more
freshmen chicks!
- How the f*** am I going
to get to Japan?
- Take your car, Stupid!
- Hey!
We only have room for
one more pallet!
- Should we load the beer
or the life vests?
- Load the beer!
No regrets!
- No regrets!
- Let's get this party started.
Captain DJ, make that
anchor drop.
And so Red and Blue
took a booze cruise across the
ocean blue, but they were
attacked by pirates and they
were all beheaded!
Just kidding.
They all got sea scurvy and
died out of their butts.
No.
These are all lies.
Unfortunately, they
made it to Japan.
cool, right?
All right.
Here's Japan.
- Whoa!
All right!
- Dude, this place
is so racist.
pay phone,
b*tches.
- You ladies want to
sumo wrestle?
- I'm gonna die here.
- See ya, dudes!
No regrets!
- No regrets, dudes!
- Aw, so happy.
- I am so angry!
- I'm in danger of failing out
I'm in love with him.
- F*** you.
- Why do the koi
fish cr- cr- cry?
Why do the koi fish
die, die, die?
- Uh.
This place is too
cartoony for me.
- Why do the koi fish
cry, cry, cry?
Da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, dead.
- Oh, sick!
Ramen.
- This this some crunchy
ass rice.
- Red, that's a bowl of
tiny cell phones.
- I've had a lot of painful
poops, but this is
gonna be a bad one.
- Yeah.
Good luck with that.
- Oh.
You need the directions?
- Oh yeah.
Wow.
That would be great.
Thanks!
Uh,.
{Speaking japanese]
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