Despicable Me 2 Page #6

GRU:

First of all, you’ve got no proof

that I did that. Second, after I

did do that, I put it back!

SILAS:

We’re well aware of that, Mr. Gru.

That’s why we’ve brought you here.

(beat)

I am the League’s director, Silas

Ramsbottom.

Upon hearing the name, Tom and Stuart start giggling.

TOM:

Bottom.

TOM AND STUART:

Heeheheeeeheeehee.

Silas bristles at this, and glances over at Lucy.

SILAS:

Hilarious. Agent Wilde...

LUCY:

Oh, me now...?

She continues the de-briefing, turning to the screens, which

show an image of the Magnet Ship stealing the lab.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Um, recently an entire top secret

lab disappeared from the Arctic

Circle. Yeah, the entire lab.

Just whoosh. Voom! Gone. Where

did it go?

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GRU:

I don’t care.

The screen shows FOOTAGE of a TINY LITTLE BUNNY in a

scientific lab. Furry and adorable.

LUCY:

The lab was devoted to experiments

involving PX-41, a transmutation

serum. What is PX-41, you ask?

Mmmm, it’s pretty bad... Look.

A LABCOAT TECHNICIAN approaches the bunny with a SYRINGE

containing the purple liquid. Injects some in its butt.

TOM AND STUART:

Aaah!

Instantly the bunny transforms into a HIDEOUS PURPLE MONSTER

BUNNY. Gru and the Minions smile, impressed.

Then it goes crazy and attacks the scientist. Gru covers his

eyes and the Minions pass out.

GRU:

Oh!

The bunny attacks the technician, then the camera...and the

film is over.

GRU (CONT’D)

Hmm, you usually don’t see that in

bunnies.

SILAS:

As you can see, in the wrong hands,

the PX-41 serum could be the most

devastating weapon on earth.

(struggles to get through

the opening in the table)

Fortunately it has a very distinct

chemical footprint, and using the

latest chemtracking technology, we

found traces of it in the Paradise

Mall.

On the screens we see images depicting a highly technical

diagram of the shopping mall.

GRU:

Ha! A mall?

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SILAS:

Precisely. And we believe that one

of these shop owners is a master

criminal.

Silas scrolls through pictures of the mall’s shop owners.

SILAS (CONT’D)

And that’s where you come in. As

an ex-villain, you know how a

villain thinks, how a villain acts.

LUCY:

The plan is to set you up

undercover at a shop in the mall,

where hopefully you’ll be able to-

GRU:

Okay, I see where this is going,

with all the Mission Impossible

stuff, but no. No! I am a father

now. And a legitimate businessman.

I am developing a line of delicious

jams and jellies.

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