Despicable Me 2 Page #5

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TOM AND STUART:

Hi-YAH!!

Lucy tases them and they pass out. She floors it.

EXT:
STREET - SAME

Lucy’s car continues driving until it reaches a crowded PIER.

And doesn’t stop. It drives right off the end of the pier.

A confused fisherman leaps for his life.

CONFUSED FISHERMAN

What the--Oh!

SPLASH!

INT:
OCEAN - SAME

Lucy’s car now transforms into an UNDERWATER VEHICLE. As the

minions come to, one of them tries playing with the radio

until Lucy slaps his hand away. They speed through the sea

and an octopus slams into her windshield. She turns on the

wipers, which hits the octopus in the face until he’s had

enough and swims off in a cloud of ink.

She HONKS her HORN as she passes through a school of fish.

MINIONS:

Whoa...

As the fish pass the Minions look ahead to see a shark

heading for them with his mouth open. They SCREAM. Lucy

quickly steers the car out of harm’s way. They pass by

several more sharks until they arrive at a GIANT SUBMARINE

with the letters “AVL” on the side.

A HATCH opens and Lucy’s car goes inside. The hatch closes

behind her.

INT:
AVL SUB - SAME

The water drains out from the holding dock. A buffer and

hair dryer come out to dry off the car. A squeegee wipes off

the windshield.

Then the platform the car is on lowers down.

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INT:
AVL ROOM - DAY

Lucy’s car lowers into the center of the room as a large

circular table assembles around it, effectively locking them

in.

Lucy and the Minions get out of the car. She pushes a button

on her remote and Gru, with a starfish attached to his head,

is ejected from the trunk.

GRU:

(groggily)

Ugh...ooh...what...where...ah...oh,

foot’s asleep...ah...pins and

needles...

SILAS (O.S.)

Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.

GRU:

Ehhh...

SILAS:

I apologize for our methods in

getting you here.

LUCY:

I don’t. I’d do it again in a

heartbeat. I am not gonna lie--I

enjoyed that. Every second of it.

Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.

SILAS:

That’s enough, Agent Wilde.

LUCY:

Sorry, sir.

GRU:

Okay, this is bogus!

Gru peels the starfish off his head and drops it onto Tom’s.

Stuart LAUGHS at him.

GRU (CONT'D)

I don’t know who you people think

you are, but-

A WAITER comes over with tea for Silas.

SILAS:

We are the Anti-Villain League.

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As Silas summons a map that shows all of the AVL offices

around the world, Lucy’s car drops out of the way. Stuart is

trapped on the lowering platform and he scrambles to get back

onto stable ground. Silas continues.

SILAS (CONT’D)

An ultra-secret organization

dedicated to fighting crime on a

global scale. Rob a bank? We're

not interested. Kill someone? Not

our deal. But you want to melt the

polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mt.

Fuji? Or even steal the moon?

Then we notice.

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