Demoted Page #4

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Yeah, the old man was a legend

last night.

He broke Flight Club's

all-time lap dance record.

He's dead--

heart attack.

Does everybody else know?

( Sobbing )

(thunder rumbling )

Priest:
The Lord is my shepherd.

I shall lack nothing.

He makes me lie down

in green pastures.

Even though I walk through the valley

of the shadow of death,

I will fear no evil.

You don't think we had anything

to do with his death, do you?

What? No.

No way.

It's not like we forced him to do

all those tequila shots.

No. He's the one who wanted

to dance with the strippers.

Yeah.

J' Oh, yeah J'

J' The b*tch wants more... J'

( crowd cheering )

It's the last memory I'm gonna have

of that crazy old bastard.

Shut the f*** up.

Priest:
...follow me all the days

of my life.

And I will dwell in the house

of the Lord...

Now that Farrell's dead,

who do you think

corporate's gonna promote?

I don't know.

Probably some real douche.

Aw, looking good, Willy.

- Give that a little polish, eh?

- Yes, sir.

Yeah, when you close.

Okay, good.

( Sighs )

Well, gentlemen,

it's a new day,

a new regime.

I guess seniority

has its perks, huh?

And now guess what time it is.

It's payback time.

See, you two have made

working here a I--

a living hell for me,

all right?

You pretty much did that yourself

by being an a**hole.

If this is about me sending

that vibrator to your mom,

I was totally drunk

at the time--

-( Rodney chuckles )

- --gone.

Yeah, he was.

I can vouch for that.

You--

you sent my mother

a vibrator?

Just a little one.

You leave my mother's vagina

out of this!

Are we done here?

I've got tires to sell.

No, we're not done, McAdams.

We have only just begun.

See, I haven't forgotten the humiliation

that you two have put me through.

What humiliation?

Are you serious? How about

that male stripper on my birthday?

J' Give me some more J'

J' Get on the floor,

come on... J'

( laughing )

All right, what about

when you put Ecstasy

in me and Kline's drinks

at the company carnival?

- How are you doing, Mr. Castro?

- Argh! Jesus!

It's not funny.

That's a felony.

That's a felony, all right?

That's a felony.

And I don't have

the lab results yet,

but I'm pretty sure

it was one of you two

who took a dump on the hood

of my car last week.

- Right on his window.

-( laughing )

Shh.

- Oh.

- Dude.

Shut the f*** up.

It's okay. It's okay.

Jesus Christ.

Whoa. Whoa.

Yeah, yeah, ha ha ha.

Laugh it up. Laugh it up,

because the fun's over,

all right?

From now on, this place is gonna be

run by my rules.

I could fire your punk asses

right now, no questions asked.

Yeah, well, then why don't you?

'Cause if this is what it's gonna be

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